26th ♫ | very merry

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Chrismas CMO & Mingle
(Dangan Roleplay Edition)



A Christmas themed CMO & mingle post especially for post-Dangan Roleplay interactions! Can be the annual Christmas party or just doing Christmassy stuff around December with your murderschool castmates. Murderfam from canon rounds and their associated castmates are all invited for gift swapping and eating way too much and all that good stuff 

BASICALLY IT'S A BIG OL EXCUSE FOR DRRP CHRISTMAS SHENANIGANS SO LET'S GET ON IT MY DUDES

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[kurechin]

Daaaaaaaaaaave.

[ suddenly; Kureha.

She sidles up next to him, looking left and right with all the fervor of someone looking to avoid a relative with a taste for political talk and really wet cheek kisses. ]

Let me hide here for ten minutes. Maybe an hour. Probably more like an hour.

[callbacks]

[He jumps a little at spontaneous sister, but settles in easy and casually positions his string bean body in between Kureha and the rest of the room.]

Okay, but after the sixty minute mark I charge by the quarter-hour.

[Subtle head tilt.]

You all right?

[kurechin]

I'm fine. It's just...

[ she looks around, just to make sure no one's going to hear and then she looks back at Dave. ]

Ginko and Haruka are here. Together.

[ Dave. Dave please her girlfriends are embarrassing her and she doesn't know how to deal, help her. ]

[callbacks]

Ah. There, there.

[A sympathetic headpat. He understands. Of course, he more understands from the other side of the equation, because, let's face it, Meridiana is perfect and he's the human-shaped embarrassment.]

At least they're having fun, right?

[kurechin]

They're having fun picking on me.

[ She goes sulky for a moment, but it's clear by the smile threatening to turn the corner of her lips back up that she's not really that torn up about it. She's just taking a break and checking up on him. Don't think she can't see how weird and jumpy you are today, Dave. ]

... this party is fun, though. It's nice and busy. I keep forgetting what it's like to have everyone here.

[callbacks]

[What? He's not weird and jumpy. He's always like this. This is his chill face. He's fine. So cool.]

Yeah, it's nice. I mean, not that it gets lonely at the B&B, but it's different getting all together for a purpose.

[He bobs his head casually to one side.]

Holidays are cool like that.

[kurechin]

Yeah. They are.

[ There's a warm smile on her face as she says that. It's still strange to think that she's celebrating holidays with her family, with her brother, her dad, her friends. She likes it, though. Every time she finds herself reminded it's like a little shot of delight straight to the brain. ]

Has everybody swapped gifts yet? I'm still holding onto everyone's, but if we're giving them out already then I might as well start doing it too.

[callbacks]

Uh, Harks gave me one but I haven't handed out mine yet. Shit, I should've done that when she did, what the fuck.

[WHERE IS HIS HEAD TODAY hahahahaHAHAha]

[kurechin]

[ ... Kureha squints at him suspiciously. The fluffy bear ears on her head twitch for a moment like they're underlining that suspect glare and then she leans in, just a little. ]

Dave. [ said in her very best big sister voice. ] What's got you acting so weird?

[ like. weirder than usual. ]

[callbacks]

What? I'm not weird. I'm the weird-least. I've never done anything weird in my life, maybe you're the one who's weird. Are you weird, Curry, you could have told me, I'm your brother.

[THROW WORDS AT THE PROBLEM UNTIL IT DROWNS IN BULLSHIT]

[kurechin]

[ ... yeah, something's fucky. He's doing the words thing. ]

You do know that the more you talk, the less I believe you?

[ she'll use her three entire months of authority over you Dave, don't think she won't. ]

Either you did something or you're planning on doing something and either way it's freaking you out. Right?

[callbacks]

[HOOOOOW DO YOU SEEEEEEEEEE INTO MY SHAAAAAAAADES LIKE OPEN DOORS (duh duh, duh duh)]

...No?

[Convincing.]

[kurechin]

I can smell liars, you know. Gao. They smell like saltwater and almonds.

[ ... it's impossible to tell if she's kidding and trying to spook him into 'fessing or if this is entirely truthful. Who knows with bears. ]

You might as well tell me now because I'll get it out of you one way or another.

[callbacks]

[He immediately covers his ticklish sides, because what other way could she possibly be insinuating.]

No. Not that.

[kurechin]

[ Kureha says nothing.

But she lifts up her hands.

Narrows her eyes.

And s l o w l y starts inching in, wiggling her fingers threateningly the whole time.

Prepare yourself, Strider. ]

[callbacks]

[nnnNNNNOPE TIME TO RUN]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!

[It wouldn't be Christmas without precious family moments.]

[kurechin]

Wh-- get back here!

[ RUNNING TO WASH IS CHEATING AND YOU KNOW IT, DAVE

Paying no mind whatsoever to the fact that they're making a total spectacle of themselves, Kureha takes off after him. Dave might have longer legs and a head start but if there's one thing murderschool has taught us about Kureha Tsubaki, it's that she's perfectly capable of slamming Dave to the ground like a bag of hammers.

If she's actually aiming to do that or just grab his sides is anyone's guess, but the result is the same. COLLISION IMMINENT ]

[callbacks]

IIYAAAAAAAAAA--!

[MAN DOWN.

Dave immediately curls into a wriggling ball of elbows and gangly limbs, struggling to get away before she can trap him solidly or bring those wiggling fingers to bear (ha) on his tender and innocent body.]

HARUKA-CHAN, TASUKETEEEEEEE!

[mopocalypse]

[What hey she was talking with Ginko about-- well, I guess that just means this is saving Kureha just as much as it's saving Dave. Anyway, a Sudden Haruka appears with a tackle-hug onto the girlfriend-and-BFF pile.]

I'm helping!

[kurechin]

Haruka.

[ she sounds deadly serious. ]

Pin his arms. He's being weird and he won't tell me why so I'm getting it out of him.

[ she wiggles her fingers again. you know what that means, Haruka. ]

[mopocalypse]

But Kurehaaaaaaaan, I already told him I wasn't gonna pry since it's probably something good. I still think he got Meri-Meri a car. If you're gonna tickle someone over a car, it should be someone who doesn't know how to park! Like those people who are like, oh, we can't see the lines 'cause of the snow, let's take up three spots! People everywhere are in anguish! Those who drive spend hours circling the parking lot for a stall since the inconsiderate parker blocked them out! The fumes from their cars fill the sky! The world is now covered in fog! Everybody becomes smoke-breathing zombies! All because somebody didn't take the time to try and guess where the stall was!

[To emphasize, she dramatically flops, still on top of Kureha, and pokes her face.]

So.

[callbacks]

[Dave can no longer wriggle away. He kicks his legs a little, uselessly, and whines like a dying cat.]

Dying. I'm dying. I'm dead.

[Flop.]

[kurechin]

[ HUFFS. Haruka don't guilt her with good sense and dramatic monologues now she's gone and made a scene. ]

Oh, you're fine, you big baby.

[ she gives a little token tickle just to get her point across. rip dave. ]

You can't die on Christmas. At least not until everyone's opened their presents.

[mopocalypse]

[Haruka rubs her face on Kureha before getting up and offering the two of them her hands.]

Speaking of which! Dave-kun, you got yours, but Kurehan, did I give you your present? I forget. It's probably in my bag somewhere.

[worryseed]

[across the room Wash watches these shenanigans unfold without much concern]

Walk it off, Dave, walk it off.

[sips eggnog from a festive mug]