59th ♫ | somewhere faraway and never to return

[mytarget]

THE FGO MEME
(aka the "I want to play in Fateverse but every time i try and keep the holy grail war rules straight in my head i just burst into tears" meme)

OPTIONS:

1. THE LAST MASTER OF CHALDEA!!!! listen, someone needs to be Gudako around here
2. Have your character summoned as a Heroic Spirit!!! You can either AU them as a specific mythological figure OR if you can fudge it, have your character themselves summoned as a Heroic Spirit! HOW EXCITING.
3. MAYBE A DEMI-SERVANT?? fgo isn't complete without kouhai

PROMPT IDEAS:

1. SLICE OF LIFE BULLSHIT IN CHALDEA. honestly keeping up with the chaldeans is a hit sitcom waiting to happen as it is.
2. SINGULARITY SHENANIGANS!! there's like, seven of them, go hog wild and have some adventures
3. oh i didn't think up enough to fill out this list. OH WELL.

THE LONG AND THE SHORT VERSION IS:

- Post a toplevel with the AU deets of your character and whatever you're hankering to play
- Tag around
- HAVE A GOOD TIME

Comments

Bryn Pendragon | OC

[draconite]

[ Probably no good as a Master, but if you summon her, you'll get a pretty good Lancer on your side, or mostly lucid Berserker. Or if you want to go full Tragic Bad End you can summon her as an Avenger who can't talk at all and is literally just here to kill things and be sad.

Lancer/Berserker True Name is Brynhilde Pendragon, Avenger True Name is Wagner. ]

let's go wiiiiiiiith lancer and sol

[bigcore]

Do not steal.

[Generally, Foreigners aren't supposed to make sense, right? At least that's what the overall consensus is for why this one is constantly spouting non sequiturs and speaks in a weirdly disaffected tone. She's also got... a camera? She probably picked it up somewhere, but either way, she's aiming it at Bryn.]

Your eye is left and my eye is right. Does that mean we make up a whole face?

[draconite]

Oh, do you think?

[ Bryn beams at her and lifts a hand to touch the rose blooming out of her eye. ]

We'd be a bit lopsided though, no? I don't think the left and the right would exactly match...

[bigcore]

[Tita pokes at her own eyepatch. This is just what people do here, right?]

Hmm, guess you're right. But maybe some aliens have two mouths. Two noses. Probably.

[draconite]

Oh, but, then again... if we had two mouths, wouldn't we be able to each much faster? Imagine how efficient it would be!

[bigcore]

Unless you had one esophagus. Lots of choking. Learn first aid.

[draconite]

Not if you were sure to chew thoroughly!

[ She says this so proudly, like she's certain this is a real galaxy brain move. ]

As long as you're careful to chew, you can easily eat most things.

[bigcore]

Huh... You're wise.

[and she's gonna randomly snap some photos of bryn with that camera.]

Most things?

[draconite]

Yes, of course! We're Servants, aren't we? It probably wouldn't taste quite as good as real food, but I don't imagine there'd be much we could eat that would do us harm.

[bigcore]

Teach me your ways, Lancer.

[She's already trying to pull off a wall panel.]

[draconite]

Eh? Ah, m–maybe that's not such a good place to start! Don't destroy the wall!

[ HOW ON EARTH IS BRYN THE STRAIGHT MAN HERE ]

[bigcore]

[Tita lets go and tilts her head.]

No good, huh? Thought anything was anything.

[draconite]

... Perhaps "anything" was just a little too broad...

[ Being the reasonable one is exhausting. God knows how Reifr does it. ]

Besides – I said that we could reasonably eat anything, not that we should be doing it!

[bigcore]

Aww. [She slumps and rocks on her heels.] Okaaay. Then what's can and what's should? For eating.

[draconite]

Should is easy, isn't it? You should only eat food. As for could... that would be anything you could fit into your mouth, whether or not it was food, I think.

[bigcore]

I got excited for a bit there. Sad, sad Tita. But food's good. Better than space food. Except if it's really bad.

[draconite]

What... exactly is space food?

[ ?!?!?!? ]

[bigcore]

Hmm... Dry. Boring. Blocks. Hydrate them.

[draconite]

... Are you quite sure that really was food?

[ YOU'VE JUST DEMONSTRATED YOU CAN'T BE COMPLETELY

RELIED ON TO TELL ]

[bigcore]

Huh... Yeah. Not good, though. I want chicken, I want liver. Like the commercial.

[how do you know this you are from space]

[draconite]

Wh... at... is a commercial, exactly?

[bigcore]

Oh, they had some to watch on the shiny computer box. "I can see myself in this china."

[draconite]

Yes, the teevee!

[ She's so proud of herself for remembering what it's called, even if her pronunciation is, uh... interesting. ]

What other sorts of things have you been watching on it?

[bigcore]

Whatever they have on. Did you know they have a whole channel just selling things? Bunch of jewelry and makeup. Vitamins too. Three easy payments. Dunno what's easy about it, though.

[draconite]

The teevee is only one way, isn't it? The people on the other side can't hear you... so how exactly would they know what you were planning to buy?

[ Her brow furrows in thought for a second, but then she brightens again. ]

Ah, I know! You'd simply need to phone them, isn't that right?