5th ♫ | put in some grenadine syrup and don't forget the dry gin

[astrogony]

 
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
 

Comments

[auctoritateflash]

[...Well, she might as well come out and say it...]

Where, exactly, did you learn how to talk as dirty as you did in that message?

[thirdbeauty]

That wasn't dirty! I was just trying to text my sister...

[Because somehow the context makes it okay?]

[auctoritateflash]

Wait, what? Why would you send your sister something like that!?

[NOPE, THAT SURE ISN'T HELPING AT ALL...]

[thirdbeauty]

Because we talk about stuff! Stuff we don't talk about with anyone else!

[Look, the sister in question gives her intimate details of her one-night stands, this really isn't all that bad by comparison!]