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вєяяу тяαρρєя! ([personal profile] mytarget) wrote in [community profile] oddsandends2019-07-24 07:21 pm

65th ♫ | Just like always, the real world goes on without me


The All-Purpose JamJar Meme

For that authentic Jamjar experience without the pesky commitment. Roll or pick from a setting and a prompt below! Drum up some assumed CR with strangers! Jamjar settings are officially the best when you want to do a cross-canon tag-out but just can't be assed to think of a way to fit your character in another one's canon.


I - SETTING



  • 1. Horror: Your characters are taken from their own worlds and thrown into a terrifying situation! Things are creepy, resources are scarce, and ensuring your own survival is paramount.
  • 2. Sex Game: For whatever contrived and nonsensical reason, your characters are forced into a world where they gotta bone. Aside from smutstuff, you have the opportunity to play out how very awkward it is to navigate these agreements and encounters before and after. Lasting bonds can form from something you didn't expect! But so can eternal regret.
  • 3. Slice of Life: Characters are forced to live together in familial units. They have an opportunity here -- in spite of being stuck -- to relax and slow down and do some fun, ordinary things. Picnics, dates, school, etc.
  • 4. Fantasy: Characters are forced into guilds and roles, given weapons and are made to utilize their powers in coordinated units to complete missions.
  • 5. Scifi: Characters are thrust on to the frontier of spacial colonization! Characters on a spaceship! Characters being drafted into an Imperial Earth Army to fight/conquer foreign entities! Characters being in a world where they are assessed, identified, tracked and policed by artificial intelligence! And so on!
  • 6. Reincarnation/ New Identity: Your character has been reborn at this game, or given a new identity. Work out their karma or help them come to terms with having to live a new life.
  • 7. Asylum/Prison/Institutionalized Identity: Characters are locked up and put under heavy surveillance. Slowly they are institutionalized and disintegrated from ordinary social rules of engagement. They could be told that they've been identified as mentally dysfunctional, or they could be in prison! Are they pleading their innocence, or do they know they're guilty as fuck back in their world?
  • 8. Assignment-Based/Mercenary/Survival: Characters have to put their skills to good use as drafted mercenaries. Help your captors assassinate, spy, sabotage, infiltrate, steal, and terrorize for points that will lead up to your freedom or the freedom of others.
  • 9. Your Choice!: Do whatever!


II - SITUATION


  • 1. First Impressions: You never forget your first impression of someone. Unless it was entirely forgettable.
  • 2. Oh Hey Again: I kind of know you!!!! Hi!!! I hate this place but love familiarity hi!!!
  • 3. Event: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING and your characters have either run into each other or sought each other out to stick together during it!
  • 4. Living Quarters: Surprise, your characters are in the same house! Or room! Or building! Either way you have to share space and facilities with this person. Enjoy!
  • 5. Mystery: Who Did It? Why Are We Here? Characters are disappearing, people are dying, whatever is happening it is FISHY!
  • 6. Canon Update/Respawn/"But we know each other, I swear!": One character comes (back) to a game and does not remember previous CR. A relationship or friend or even hateship is forgotten. How will this be dealt with?
  • 7. Begrudgingly Working Together: You are so fucking annoying but I guess we have to fight Monster of the Day Together/Get Unstuck-UnLost Together/Find Our Way Back/Help Each Other Out.
  • 8. Is This a Date: Gee, you guys sure are doing a lot of things that people on dates do and you're having a lot of fun [sweats]...
  • 9. Violence: Characters beat the shit out of each other or help each other out of a gory situation with terrible traumatic injuries or something!
  • 10. One-Sided(?) Crush: How do you get their attention? Or, alternatively, how do you ignore that this person obviously is crushing on you and it's totally awkward
  • 11. Protecting/Saving: Your character's chance to be a hero or a damsel!
  • 12. Network Post: Mandatory bs.
  • 13. Inbox: Hey, can I talk to you for a second? In private?
  • 14. Your Choice!: Do whatever!
summerbloom: (soph0016)

[personal profile] summerbloom 2020-01-02 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sophie just barely lowers the book an inch and squints at Ivy from behind it, looking– well, still terrified, frankly, just less hysterically so than she did before. ]

W–wait... are you really Miss Ivy?

[ I want to say she guessed that a random ghost wouldn't be able to imitate Ivy so well but the truth is that she really is just this trusting. ]

But that can't be right! You never said you were– you were a g–g–g–!

[ she can't even fuckin say it ]
yep_stilldead: (wait but like)

[personal profile] yep_stilldead 2020-01-02 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
A ghost? I guess it never came up until just now. I'm a ghost, Sophie.

[ There, issue resolved. ]
summerbloom: (soph0010)

[personal profile] summerbloom 2020-01-02 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Since when?! Did this just happen?

[ And then she wheezes in a big, dramatic gasp. ]

Is that why you're worried about your human rights?!
yep_stilldead: (pls no bully)

[personal profile] yep_stilldead 2020-01-02 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! I mean, no! I mean, I've been dead for ages, but that's also why I'm in danger now!

[ Right, she came here for a reason. ]

I was just wandering about town, and I found out that there's a whole guild of... of... of exorcists!

[ Spoken with as much fear as Sophie has of ghosts. ]
summerbloom: (soph0022)

[personal profile] summerbloom 2020-01-07 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
... A whole guild of what?

[ There's so much going on here she doesn't have the processing capabilities to unpack all of it, so she's just going to address the part she thinks will be easiest to answer. ]

Are they, um... discriminating against g–ghosts?
yep_stilldead: (I DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS)

[personal profile] yep_stilldead 2020-01-07 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that the whole point of exorcists? Getting rid of ghosts is their whole job! What if an exorcist finds me and exorcises me with his divine powers?! I'm not hurting anybody!!

[ Ah, she's panicking. ]
summerbloom: (soph0016)

[personal profile] summerbloom 2020-01-08 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well– first of all, try and calm down! It won't help either of us if we're panicking!

[ "try to calm down" says the girl who was shrieking like, two seconds ago. ]

Does anyone else know you're a ghost? [ sophie really thought that was a secret, huh ]
yep_stilldead: (?)

[personal profile] yep_stilldead 2020-01-08 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there's you, and anyone else I've mentioned it to but forgot about, and anyone with the power to sense ghosts, and also anyone who's seen me during the day, or anyone who's seen me go through something, or anyone who's seen me at night in good lighting...

[ It's a lot of people. ]
summerbloom: (soph0010)

[personal profile] summerbloom 2020-01-09 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
... That's almost everyone here, Miss Ivy!

[ SHE'S NOT SHOUTING AT YOU, SHE'S JUST SHOUTING AROUND YOU, IN A PANIC ]
yep_stilldead: (oh no)

[personal profile] yep_stilldead 2020-01-09 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What if someone tells the exorcists?! I'm too young to be exorcised!!

[ LET'S JUST ALL PANIC TOGETHER ABOUT THIS ]
summerbloom: (soph0011)

[personal profile] summerbloom 2020-01-09 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
They'll have to get through me to do it! After all, I'm alive, and you can't exorcise a living person!

[ ... ]

Wait, can they exorcise a living person?!

[ THIS IS A MESS ]
yep_stilldead: (wait but like)

[personal profile] yep_stilldead 2020-01-09 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No... wait, can they?

I've never heard of a living exorcism, but I'm also not an exorcist. Maybe it's a specialty exorcist skill?

[ You can't exorcise living people, Ivy. ]
summerbloom: (soph0016)

[personal profile] summerbloom 2020-01-09 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they beat the spirit out of the living person and then exorcise it...

[ Give her like, a second to think that one through a little and– ]

Wait, wouldn't that be murder?! They wouldn't go that far just to get at you, would they?
yep_stilldead: (Oh you are SO cursed)

[personal profile] yep_stilldead 2020-01-09 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, they'd better not! If an exorcist tries to murder you, I'll possess them so that you can run away!
summerbloom: (soph0018)

[personal profile] summerbloom 2020-01-09 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ — WAIT. Lightbulb moment. ]

Wait– just wait a second, Miss Ivy! You can possess people?

Maybe if an exorcist tried to perform an exorcism on you, could you just possess them? Then they'd have to stop!
yep_stilldead: (All according to plan)

[personal profile] yep_stilldead 2020-01-09 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That might work... no, wait, if I possess someone, wouldn't that just make them want to exorcise me even more?
summerbloom: (soph0022)

[personal profile] summerbloom 2020-01-10 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
But they wouldn't be able to exorcise you, would they? So long as you were...

[ She trails off and you can pretty much hear her suddenly realizing all the flaws in this plan. ]

... okay, maybe that won't work. [ sigh! ] I really thought we were on to something, too...