65th ♫ | Just like always, the real world goes on without me

[mytarget]

The All-Purpose JamJar Meme

For that authentic Jamjar experience without the pesky commitment. Roll or pick from a setting and a prompt below! Drum up some assumed CR with strangers! Jamjar settings are officially the best when you want to do a cross-canon tag-out but just can't be assed to think of a way to fit your character in another one's canon.

I - SETTING

1. Horror: Your characters are taken from their own worlds and thrown into a terrifying situation! Things are creepy, resources are scarce, and ensuring your own survival is paramount. 2. Sex Game: For whatever contrived and nonsensical reason, your characters are forced into a world where they gotta bone. Aside from smutstuff, you have the opportunity to play out how very awkward it is to navigate these agreements and encounters before and after. Lasting bonds can form from something you didn't expect! But so can eternal regret. 3. Slice of Life: Characters are forced to live together in familial units. They have an opportunity here -- in spite of being stuck -- to relax and slow down and do some fun, ordinary things. Picnics, dates, school, etc. 4. Fantasy: Characters are forced into guilds and roles, given weapons and are made to utilize their powers in coordinated units to complete missions. 5. Scifi: Characters are thrust on to the frontier of spacial colonization! Characters on a spaceship! Characters being drafted into an Imperial Earth Army to fight/conquer foreign entities! Characters being in a world where they are assessed, identified, tracked and policed by artificial intelligence! And so on! 6. Reincarnation/ New Identity: Your character has been reborn at this game, or given a new identity. Work out their karma or help them come to terms with having to live a new life. 7. Asylum/Prison/Institutionalized Identity: Characters are locked up and put under heavy surveillance. Slowly they are institutionalized and disintegrated from ordinary social rules of engagement. They could be told that they've been identified as mentally dysfunctional, or they could be in prison! Are they pleading their innocence, or do they know they're guilty as fuck back in their world? 8. Assignment-Based/Mercenary/Survival: Characters have to put their skills to good use as drafted mercenaries. Help your captors assassinate, spy, sabotage, infiltrate, steal, and terrorize for points that will lead up to your freedom or the freedom of others. 9. Your Choice!: Do whatever! II - SITUATION 1. First Impressions: You never forget your first impression of someone. Unless it was entirely forgettable. 2. Oh Hey Again: I kind of know you!!!! Hi!!! I hate this place but love familiarity hi!!! 3. Event: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING and your characters have either run into each other or sought each other out to stick together during it! 4. Living Quarters: Surprise, your characters are in the same house! Or room! Or building! Either way you have to share space and facilities with this person. Enjoy! 5. Mystery: Who Did It? Why Are We Here? Characters are disappearing, people are dying, whatever is happening it is FISHY! 6. Canon Update/Respawn/"But we know each other, I swear!": One character comes (back) to a game and does not remember previous CR. A relationship or friend or even hateship is forgotten. How will this be dealt with? 7. Begrudgingly Working Together: You are so fucking annoying but I guess we have to fight Monster of the Day Together/Get Unstuck-UnLost Together/Find Our Way Back/Help Each Other Out. 8. Is This a Date: Gee, you guys sure are doing a lot of things that people on dates do and you're having a lot of fun [sweats]... 9. Violence: Characters beat the shit out of each other or help each other out of a gory situation with terrible traumatic injuries or something! 10. One-Sided(?) Crush: How do you get their attention? Or, alternatively, how do you ignore that this person obviously is crushing on you and it's totally awkward 11. Protecting/Saving: Your character's chance to be a hero or a damsel! 12. Network Post: Mandatory bs. 13. Inbox: Hey, can I talk to you for a second? In private? 14. Your Choice!: Do whatever!

Comments

Lena "Tracer" Oxton | Overwatch

[constructadditionalheroes]

Peter B Parker | Into the Spiderverse

[beterpbarker]

Sophie Summerhelm | OC

[summerbloom]

[ no sex or asylum prompts pls! ]

4-2

[yep_stilldead]

Sophie!

[ Evening. Sophie's room. Current status: audible, fairly transparent but visible. They've spoken like, twice.

Ivy's head is sticking through the closed window. ]

My human rights are in peril! I didn't know where to go!

[summerbloom]

[ As soon as Sophie hears Ivy's voice, she jumps – badly enough to drop the textbook she's been buried in all afternoon. She'd been in such deep focus that even as she splutters in shock and looks up to see Ivy, she doesn't really see what's in front of her. ]

Y–your human rights?! Peril? What's–

[ Then and only then does she realize that Ivy is halfway in through her closed window and doesn't appear to be fully corporeal.

There's like a five second window between Sophie processing this information and Sophie starting to scream. She's got a pretty healthy set of lungs on her for such a sickly girl, huh. ]

Bryn Pendragon | OC

[draconite]

[ no sex or asylum prompts pls! ]

Erina Estival | OC

[zweihandler]

[ no sex or asylum prompts pls! ]

Brynhildr | Fate/Grand Order

[sigrdrifumol]

[ no sex or asylum prompts pls! ]

II-7 vaguely

[shishigou]

[As far as he was aware, Kairi was the only halfway proper magus in this place. Sure, there were plenty of other people with magic, but none from their world. None familiar with servants. So he felt a grudging sense of responsibility to keep an eye of Lancer, strange and powerful as she was.

Of course, without a contract, he didn't exactly have any way of subduing her if she did go off the rails. But maybe he'd be better able to see the signs before someone else. Unstable patterns in her mana.

Mostly, he'd been observing from afar. But then someone took one look at his getup and accused him of being a stalker. So lately, he's started talking to her a little. Trying to seem less weird. Today, though. Today some sort of Cthulhu has erupted out of the library. It takes him all of a few minutes to track down Brynhildr's mana signature, thanks to a hastily scribbled locator spell and then a "tactical temporary acquisition" of someone's car. He pulls right up to where she's standing with a screech of tires and leans out the window of the car.]

Hey, Lancer! You up for a fight?
[He imagines it'd be possible to take the monster down without her help but... It'd take a lot longer and thus result in a lot more collateral damage.]

[sigrdrifumol]

[ Being a Masterless Servant in any world is hard enough, but in a world like this with so many different people and places into it, Brynhildr has her work cut out for her. She's lucky that whatever force had brought her here seems to be sustaining her as a Grail or a Master would, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's going to last forever. She half expects to vanish into nothing like a snuffed-out candle at any moment which is somehow vexing and soothing all at the same time.

But with there being no Master and no war to fight for, it leaves her feeling restless and a little edgy. She doesn't consider herself truly bloodthirsty in the sense that others might mean it, but Servants exist to do battle – it should be little wonder that a lack of it would leave her feeling off-kilter.

Which is why, when Kairi arrives, Brynhildr's response is just a touch more agreeable than it otherwise might have been. ]

Of what sort? Has another Servant arrived here?

4-9

[polyheroic]

[uuuugh. Rose hates fighting, and especially with someone she doesn't really... know well. Still, there's a monster approaching this jamjar village, and that means the people who live there have to step up and help.]

Hey, you! Pretty lady with the very big stick! Do you think you can get above its head? If you can get it to look up, I can get its neck!

[sigrdrifumol]

Yes. So long as you mind its feet and do not draw attention to yourself, I may be able to manage it.

[ Despite the danger, Brynhildr looks... unmoved. As she does by most things. She looks icy and untouched, but if you look closer, it's clear that her lips are pursed tight and that her brow is furrowed. ]

What do you plan to do?

Ivy Wakefield | OC

[yep_stilldead]

[[ Character details here! TLDR: A dumb ghost. No sex options. ]]

Ekkehardt Gehring | Original

[spelleton]

[ healer/dps dad who is also a lich, SURE WHY NOT ]

does this count as violence??? fuck the rng i make my own prompts

[beautifulisolation]

[ As far as any of them know, the place they've been put doesn't have a real name – everything they can find on it just calls it The City. Which is accurate, if a bit lacking in flair. Which the city itself also lacks – by the time the new arrivals had all found themselves here, the place had clearly been abandoned for some time, with some of the lower levels completely in ruins and flooded to boot.

The upper levels are intact enough though that there's generally no need for anyone to be spending time on the lower levels, but of course just because no one needs to be down there doesn't stop people from heading down there anyway. And Rin just so happens to be one of the worst offenders.

Which might go some way to explaining why she's shown up at their makeshift infirmary with what looks to be a badly scraped elbow and a very poorly bandaged knee.

Whoof. ]

Um, Ekkehardt-san. [ ... a pause as she wonders how to word this that will minimize the possibility of getting a lecture. ] ... I fell.

[ Nailed it. ]

OUR CITY NOW

[spelleton]

[ It's frankly a disgrace. He'd complain, if there was anyone to complain to, but it appears they've been completely abandoned. He occasionally wonders what the purpose of all this is, but he doesn't have much time to wonder given he's so busy tending to those who need treatment.

His casket was brought with him, at least. It means he won't run out of magic, the way he'd eventually run out of the tonic that lets him regain his strength in long journeys. ]

I see. [ His tone is mild. He bids Rin to sit so he can begin the process of unwinding that bandage, both to see what the damage is underneath and to rewrap it properly. ]

If you insist on going down to the lower levels, you're going to need better clothing...what's so attractive down there?

Scintilla Caminus/Warrior of Light | FFXIV | 5.x spoilers

[lightsmith]

[infopost]

[same shit, different day. gimme the lighter shit pls, no horror/sex/asylum/AU]

sorry my hands slipped and a dumb tag came out

[beautifulisolation]

[ Rin's not particularly talkative– well, she's not particularly talkative, like, in general, but she's especially quiet on the network, which is odd when you consider that she's always fiddling around with her tablet whenever she has the chance.

So it's definitely weirder than it already would be when a message comes through from her, with no text, just an image attached. It's a cartoony little drawing of Scintilla – not exactly fine art, but it's good enough to be recognizable.

... there's a speech bubble next to her that says "nya" which is only mildly more weird that everything else about this situation. ]

i expected no less

[lightsmith]

[It might have taken a bit, both to process and compose an answer, but eventually one did come through:[

howd you do that

is that supposed to be me

that’s adorable

Jessica Gin | OC

[dobonhonkeros]

[boisterous and friendly big sister senpai type with a psychic link to a gun big enough to be more like a cannon and cool barrier powers. wants to be your friend and see you succeed!!! no smut or asylum prompts pls]

inbox post

[beautifulisolation]

[ Out of absolutely goddamn nowhere at like twenty past eight in the evening: ]

If Beom-Gon wore pants...

Would he wear them like this: [ A drawing of Beom-Gon stuffed down one leg of a pair of pants. ] Or like this? [ The same drawing, but this time with the pants stretched horizontally, to allow for the magazine and the pistol grip to fit down each of the pant legs.

She included the bow on both drawings, of course. It's important. ]

[dobonhonkeros]

omg!!!!!
i love it!!!!!

i think maybe the first one because then you can still shoot but let me ask him

[dobonhonkeros]

[and then a full minute or two later]

ok well he had nothing nice nor productive to say at ALL so the first one my word is final
he can't stop me



awww rin i didn't notice before you even drew the bow!!!! cuuuuuute
i always love your drawings ❤️

Camellia | OC

[ofyourdreams]

[ Literal Dream Girl who peaced out on her dreamer. A soft and gentle oneesan who just wants to protect you!! Don't worry about it!! ]

Nadia | OC

[yowndrift]

[ impressions & info

voicetesting so no sex or shipping prompts for now ]