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oddsandends2020-04-11 07:01 pm
mytarget) wrote in oddsandends2020-04-11 07:01 pm
76th ♫ | magical fizzy drink
 (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!) |
literally anywhere it ain't even midnight
I'll probably have to use my swords, actually.
You're pretty strong.
Unless I can convince you to come quietly? I don't want to have to hurt you.
[erina please this is serious]
You're pretty strong.
Unless I can convince you to come quietly? I don't want to have to hurt you.
[erina please this is serious]
Good, so that hole in the window was just from the chair. As long as none of you got hurt.
Then I'll trust your judgment and let you pick our drinking spot of choice!
[ Both of these ideas are a mistake, Sophie. ]
Where should we meet?
[ Both of these ideas are a mistake, Sophie. ]
Where should we meet?
Sophie, I am asking you out of great concern, please don't tell me one of you was in the chair at the time.
i can't believe you think telling me about the the homoerotically charged swordfight we're going to have is motivating me to be less evil. the more you talk about kicking my ass, the more evil i become.
Yeah, but they're also organized.
You'd have a bunch of tiny flightless allies.
You'd have a bunch of tiny flightless allies.
what? no! that's an important defensive cache, don't throw it out!
and you're supposed to use it for violence, i just said!
and you're supposed to use it for violence, i just said!
Noooooo!
Hang on. I'll save you from yourself, I promise!
[And it's- I don't know, maybe a minute or two? Maybe less, I don't know how far apart they'd be for this.]
[But after whatever time passes, Penny's just gonna kind of fly out of nowhere and try to actually tackle Erina into a restraining bear hug from behind. Is this more or less homoerotic than the swordfight?]
Hang on. I'll save you from yourself, I promise!
[And it's- I don't know, maybe a minute or two? Maybe less, I don't know how far apart they'd be for this.]
[But after whatever time passes, Penny's just gonna kind of fly out of nowhere and try to actually tackle Erina into a restraining bear hug from behind. Is this more or less homoerotic than the swordfight?]
Since you said please, I won't tell you one of us was in the chair at the time.
[ SOPHIE... ]
[ SOPHIE... ]
[ You'd think that, being a mutant superhuman literally born for combat and all that, Erina would've seen this coming. But nope – she takes the hit like a chump and goes down like a sack of hammers, with an extremely flattering noise that I can only transcribe as– ]
Guhyah!
[ There she goes...
Unfortunately for all of us, Erina's NOT dead, because she splutters something out from under the crushing support of Penny's extremely powerful bear hug: ]
Holy shit, Polendina!
[ W A S T E D ]
Guhyah!
[ There she goes...
Unfortunately for all of us, Erina's NOT dead, because she splutters something out from under the crushing support of Penny's extremely powerful bear hug: ]
Holy shit, Polendina!
[ W A S T E D ]
Okay but is this not exactly how she would've wanted to go
in4apounding
2020-04-17 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, she's not letting go yet. But she will roll over so Erina is not literally being crushed underneath her.]
I'm sorry! It's for your own good!
I'm sorry! It's for your own good!
You're gonna give Alice a heart attack when she sees you.
You do realize that even if someone happened to attack while someone was using the bathroom, by the time they'd gotten their hand down the toilet to get the knife, they would probably end up getting knocked out anyway. And that's assuming they don't shred their fingers to bits trying to pull the knife out of the water.
[ She'll logic you yet, Shard. Watch her. ]
[ She'll logic you yet, Shard. Watch her. ]
I wasn't the one who went out the window, though!!
[ but you admit someone went out the window, huh ]
[ but you admit someone went out the window, huh ]
[There's a noticeable delay before Shard's next response.]
okay
i see what you mean
i'll put together a schedule for some training drills so everyone's properly prepared for knife-toilet combat
speed is key here, and that'll take practice for you organic types
okay
i see what you mean
i'll put together a schedule for some training drills so everyone's properly prepared for knife-toilet combat
speed is key here, and that'll take practice for you organic types
Collective you. Do I need to try and help you patch anyone up? You know I don't have healing spells or potions, but I also don't want any of you dying on me.
Shard the Metal Sonic | Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comics preboot)
sharddrive
2020-04-17 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
1. you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night
one after the other
spelled differently
2. what tipped you off?
the sombrero?
3. i almost soiled my pants in anger over your moral sanity
i don't wear pants and can't poop
do you understand how mad that is
4. hot ketchup is not a substitute for chili sauce
5. [WILDCARD]
one after the other
spelled differently
2. what tipped you off?
the sombrero?
3. i almost soiled my pants in anger over your moral sanity
i don't wear pants and can't poop
do you understand how mad that is
4. hot ketchup is not a substitute for chili sauce
5. [WILDCARD]
It's alright! I've already patched up
[ A pause as she obviously rethinks finishing that message ]
Nobody got hurt in the first place, so everyone's doing fine!
[ Nailed it. ]
[ A pause as she obviously rethinks finishing that message ]
Nobody got hurt in the first place, so everyone's doing fine!
[ Nailed it. ]
It is?! Why? What the hell happened?!
[ in the face of Being Tackled By Penny, she's forgotten about their dumb text conversation. Attagirl, Erina. ]
[ in the face of Being Tackled By Penny, she's forgotten about their dumb text conversation. Attagirl, Erina. ]
fine, you don't have to if you don't want to
but if anyone else wants to be prepared i can't just deny them my expertise
it's practically my duty
but if anyone else wants to be prepared i can't just deny them my expertise
it's practically my duty
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