[ Okay he's TECHNICALLY not wrong about that, but that isn't the point. She'll come back to that later. ]
You do realize this knife is going to end up in the garbage now, don't you? How is anyone ever supposed to use it again after it ended up in the toilet?
You do realize that even if someone happened to attack while someone was using the bathroom, by the time they'd gotten their hand down the toilet to get the knife, they would probably end up getting knocked out anyway. And that's assuming they don't shred their fingers to bits trying to pull the knife out of the water.
If we're ever in a situation where someone has actually managed to break into our toilet and is really laying in wait to do us harm, I think an "I told you so" would be the least of our worries, don't you?
Hm, I suppose you're right. I'll just come out and say it then.
You've got two choices: You can tell me yourself where you've hidden them and I'll tidy them away and you'll hear no more about it. Or you can let me go and look for them myself. And just so we're both clear, you absolutely, definitely do not want to see what will happen if I have to go and find them without your help.
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You do realize this knife is going to end up in the garbage now, don't you? How is anyone ever supposed to use it again after it ended up in the toilet?
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and you're supposed to use it for violence, i just said!
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[ She'll logic you yet, Shard. Watch her. ]
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okay
i see what you mean
i'll put together a schedule for some training drills so everyone's properly prepared for knife-toilet combat
speed is key here, and that'll take practice for you organic types
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but if anyone else wants to be prepared i can't just deny them my expertise
it's practically my duty
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But what I CAN do is hold you personally responsible for every single injury that happens as a result.
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you're not my real mom
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[ TH–THREATENING... ]
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but if someone gets hurt because they DIDN'T have a toilet knife
okay i don't know but i'll probbaly say 'i told you so' or something
i'll come up with the specifics if it happens
i'm a fighter not a poet
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it's a feature not a bug
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i like to think i've given my own personal incredibly cool spin over the years
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[ the RUDENESS ]
Are there any other surprise self-defense weapons I need to keep an eye out for?
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also you're already demanding we get rid of the one and you're usually pretty stubborn about that kind of thing
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You've got two choices: You can tell me yourself where you've hidden them and I'll tidy them away and you'll hear no more about it. Or you can let me go and look for them myself. And just so we're both clear, you absolutely, definitely do not want to see what will happen if I have to go and find them without your help.
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ok
see
when you phrase it specifically like that, i actually kind of do want to see what would happen
like out of morbid curiosity
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i think that might only apply to organic beings
you know, once they stop being beings
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