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[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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[draconite]

Where on earth would I find that many chickens??

[disarmingstrikes]

Chicken farm.

It's a great prank and it saves the chickens from the dinner table.

[draconite]

But chickens are delicious!!! Don't you think so???

[ bryn, sweetie. Not The Point. ]

[disarmingstrikes]

Yeah, but they're also organized.

You'd have a bunch of tiny flightless allies.

[draconite]

Organized?!

And all this time I've simply been eating their meat and eggs!

[disarmingstrikes]

Oh dang. You better liberate some birds stat, get back on their good side.

[draconite]

You must tell me where the nearest chicken farm is, so I can do this liberating!!

[disarmingstrikes]

Hm, might depend.

Where exactly are you now?

[draconite]

Currently, I'm hiding at the inn from the guards!

[ by "hiding" she means "she's sat at the bar, eating breakfast" ]

[disarmingstrikes]

Ooh, good, I think there's like one of those open-air market things not far from there.

Tons of poultry to liberate.

[draconite]

Then I'll make my way there immediately. Free the birds!!!!!

[ it's impossible to tell if she really is going on Mission: Bird Liberation but she's sure having fun pretending she is. ]

[disarmingstrikes]

PLAY FREEBIRD!

[Helping.]