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oddsandends2020-04-11 07:01 pm
mytarget) wrote in oddsandends2020-04-11 07:01 pm
76th ♫ | magical fizzy drink
 (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!) |
1. NO IT TASTES JUST AS BAD AS IT SMELLS
2. You missed out on quite the adventure! The guards were summoned. We put a chicken in someone's yard!
3. I did not steal, break or stab a thing at all! Are you perhaps proud of me?
4. I was told that my presence is now described as a "fire hazard."
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
2. You missed out on quite the adventure! The guards were summoned. We put a chicken in someone's yard!
3. I did not steal, break or stab a thing at all! Are you perhaps proud of me?
4. I was told that my presence is now described as a "fire hazard."
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
1. You told me I was being "patronizing" because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
2. I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
3. Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?!
4. Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Friday night is pretty much going how I expected it.
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
2. I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
3. Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?!
4. Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Friday night is pretty much going how I expected it.
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
1. This is a mass text. Is everybody still alive?
2. I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not going to matter if we can't find you in the morning.
3. I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
4. Do I want to know why there's a knife clogging the toilet?
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
2. I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not going to matter if we can't find you in the morning.
3. I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
4. Do I want to know why there's a knife clogging the toilet?
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
1. They've been singing acapella for the past forty minutes, with no breaks, and no signs of stopping!
2. This is the third tavern we've been banned from this week...
3. Don't be sad! I'd wear matching sweaters with you!
4. You kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!". Then you tripped and passed out.
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
2. This is the third tavern we've been banned from this week...
3. Don't be sad! I'd wear matching sweaters with you!
4. You kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!". Then you tripped and passed out.
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
1. fwiw i was trying to be a good friend but i still probably shouldn'tve backhanded u
2. btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
3. zuri gave me lines n it's just "I should have thought this through" typed five hundred times
4. vommed in the sink and didn't realize until i was done that my bra was in there so that's my morning
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
2. btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
3. zuri gave me lines n it's just "I should have thought this through" typed five hundred times
4. vommed in the sink and didn't realize until i was done that my bra was in there so that's my morning
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
1. Sometimes when you bring the thunder, you risk getting lost in the storm.
2. This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
3. I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolvens.
4. I've been begging my skag to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, as my best friend should.
5. Text them.
2. This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
3. I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolvens.
4. I've been begging my skag to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, as my best friend should.
5. Text them.
This is what happens when I leave the table for five minutes. I think Aran passed out from stress.
1) Legit screaming match in this tavern over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
2) It will be like a scavenger hunt... only we're looking for places to have sex.
3) Lulu is yelling at the trees again.
4) Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
5) (wildcard)
2) It will be like a scavenger hunt... only we're looking for places to have sex.
3) Lulu is yelling at the trees again.
4) Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
5) (wildcard)
1) I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
2) Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread, you can knock them unconscious?
3) Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
4) Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
5) (wildcard)
2) Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread, you can knock them unconscious?
3) Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
4) Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
5) (wildcard)
1) I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
2) Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
3) I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my roots through the sleeves of my sweater.
4) You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
5) (wildcard)
2) Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
3) I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my roots through the sleeves of my sweater.
4) You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
5) (wildcard)
1) why is the garage door in the middle of the street???
2) come find me pls???? i'm in a ditch
3) the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
4) i just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
5) (wildcard)
2) come find me pls???? i'm in a ditch
3) the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
4) i just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
5) (wildcard)
No!! Don't knock anybody out!! I'm sure they'll calm down once we hit the one hour mark... maybe that's what they're waiting for?
For what it's worth, it actually took fifteen minutes this time... i kept an eye on the clock...
if they're still singing at this point then they're only gonna stop when they pass out
I'm just saying
I can speed that process up
I'm just saying
I can speed that process up
Worry not! I need only continue following the left wall until I find the stairs.
They don't deserve to get beaten up just because their singing is bad!!!
[ so she admits the singing is bad, huh ]
you don't have to worry!! i have an emergency plan for situations like this.
[ so she admits the singing is bad, huh ]
you don't have to worry!! i have an emergency plan for situations like this.
It's simple, really!
I have a batch of valerian tea brewed up for whenever Mister Aran's having a hard time sleeping.
If they're still singing by the time an hour's passed, I'll just drink a whole bottle of it myself!
[ if you can't make your own melatonin, store-bought is fine ]
I have a batch of valerian tea brewed up for whenever Mister Aran's having a hard time sleeping.
If they're still singing by the time an hour's passed, I'll just drink a whole bottle of it myself!
[ if you can't make your own melatonin, store-bought is fine ]
Of course I'm not drunk! I've not had any alcohol, only the mixed drinks.
[...]
Once I reach the stairs I will be able to exit. First I must navigate around this adorable creature...
[...]
Once I reach the stairs I will be able to exit. First I must navigate around this adorable creature...
in case someone needs to stab someone in the bathroom
was that not obvious
oh, wait, no, sorry
in case someone needs to defend themselves in the bathroom
with violence
was that not obvious
oh, wait, no, sorry
in case someone needs to defend themselves in the bathroom
with violence
Edited 2020-04-13 22:47 (UTC)
That's great! But consider for next time:
MULTIPLE chickens in someone's yard.
MULTIPLE chickens in someone's yard.
Edited 2020-04-13 22:56 (UTC)
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