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[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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[summerbloom]

Somehow, it was both worse and yet, not as bad as either of those.

[liveofftheland]

Guess it's part my fault too, but I tend to figure it's no harm letting the weird stuff happen until it actually causes trouble.

[summerbloom]

If it's any consolation, no one was injured too badly!! It was just a bit of a commotion is all!

[liveofftheland]

Good, so that hole in the window was just from the chair. As long as none of you got hurt.

[summerbloom]

... Well, about that...

[liveofftheland]

Sophie, I am asking you out of great concern, please don't tell me one of you was in the chair at the time.

[summerbloom]

Since you said please, I won't tell you one of us was in the chair at the time.

[ SOPHIE... ]

[liveofftheland]

You're gonna give Alice a heart attack when she sees you.

[summerbloom]

I wasn't the one who went out the window, though!!

[ but you admit someone went out the window, huh ]

[liveofftheland]

Collective you. Do I need to try and help you patch anyone up? You know I don't have healing spells or potions, but I also don't want any of you dying on me.

[summerbloom]

It's alright! I've already patched up

[ A pause as she obviously rethinks finishing that message ]

Nobody got hurt in the first place, so everyone's doing fine!

[ Nailed it. ]

[liveofftheland]

Sophie.

[summerbloom]

You sound just like Mister Aran when you text like that, you know!

[ As much as anyone can 'sound' like anything via text, anyway ]

[liveofftheland]

Now that's a scary thought. Fine, as long as you're not actually hurt. And if you are, don't cover it up, pretending you're fine is gonna cause problems. Here, I'll go find you and then we can see if we can salvage the night, okay?

[summerbloom]

I promise no one's hurt! I really wouldn't lie about that!

[ And this is Sophie, who even in text is an abysmal liar, so you can probably believe that. ]

But I think everyone's a bit too burned out to try and turn this into a successful night...

[liveofftheland]

Tell you what, I'll bring what I can salvage from this wreck and at least we can eat well and rest. How about that?

[summerbloom]

That sounds incredible. All I want to do after this night is sleep for maybe a week...

[liveofftheland]

The sleep potions you give Aran are strong enough you actually could.

[summerbloom]

If they weren't diluted, then you probably could. I'm pretty sure if I made them much stronger it would actually be illegal...

[ she is deadass Not Kidding. ]

[liveofftheland]

True, we don't want to accidentally poison him. I trust you not to.

[summerbloom]

At this point, Mister Aran's so resistant to most regular potions that it's not exactly him I'm worried about.

[liveofftheland]

Everyone has their limit. ...Probably. I wonder with some people.

[summerbloom]

Honestly, I just hope that we're never in a situation where we have to find out.