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[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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[serrata]

Maybe not. But if anyone gets hurt because of all this knife nonsense, then I'll make you wish she was here.

[ TH–THREATENING... ]

[sharddrive]

fine

but if someone gets hurt because they DIDN'T have a toilet knife







okay i don't know but i'll probbaly say 'i told you so' or something

i'll come up with the specifics if it happens

i'm a fighter not a poet

[serrata]

If we're ever in a situation where someone has actually managed to break into our toilet and is really laying in wait to do us harm, I think an "I told you so" would be the least of our worries, don't you?

[sharddrive]

i'm capable of fighting off intruders and speaking truth to authority at the same time

it's a feature not a bug

[serrata]

Is it something programmed in, or did you just figure it out all by yourself?

[sharddrive]

technically the fighting was programmed in

i like to think i've given my own personal incredibly cool spin over the years

[serrata]

That's definitely one adjective you could use to describe it.

[ the RUDENESS ]

Are there any other surprise self-defense weapons I need to keep an eye out for?

[sharddrive]

see, now i'm suspecting that you're just asking so you can get rid of all of them

[serrata]

Why on Earth would you suspect that? I'm hurt that you have so little faith in me.

[sharddrive]

my vast digital intellect and finely tuned sensors can pick up on all sorts of subtle little tells you'd never even be aware of

also you're already demanding we get rid of the one and you're usually pretty stubborn about that kind of thing

[serrata]

Hm, I suppose you're right. I'll just come out and say it then.

You've got two choices: You can tell me yourself where you've hidden them and I'll tidy them away and you'll hear no more about it. Or you can let me go and look for them myself. And just so we're both clear, you absolutely, definitely do not want to see what will happen if I have to go and find them without your help.

[sharddrive]

ok

see

when you phrase it specifically like that, i actually kind of do want to see what would happen

like out of morbid curiosity

[serrata]

"Morbid" would certainly be the right word for it, yes.

[sharddrive]

is it?

i think that might only apply to organic beings

you know, once they stop being beings

[serrata]

And if you don't feel like cooperating, then we'll just have to find out for sure, won't we?