76th ♫ | magical fizzy drink

[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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[unit31]

i'm at rise-chan's place!

[ so, marukyu tofu. you'd think rise's grandma would stop the war crimes happening in her kitchen currently but she seems to have just washed her hands of it, which is probably wise. ]

they gave me a list of a couple things to do so ive been tryin to get them done while everyone else works.

text > action

[sharddrive]

give me a minute

maybe two

[And it is around a minute or so later when he zips into the kitchen, somehow managing to not dislodging everything in massive super-speed whirlwind as he does so]

Show me the ketchup.

[unit31]

How the heck didya get here so– no, don't answer that. Dumb question.

[ She sighs and then gestures to the mixing bowl on the counter she's been examining with evident concern. ]

S'right there.

[ And it's... indescribable. Somehow the microwaving process has made it burn slightly, congeal a little and start breaking up into liquids and solids. Making someone eat this would probably be classed as a war crime. ]