76th ♫ | magical fizzy drink

[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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i'm sorry except i'm not, 5,

[mopocalypse]

miochin heeeeeelp (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[Someone hit the wrong contact on her phone, because this is obviously not going to Mio.]

guess what today is
bc it's HONOCHI'S BIRTHDAY (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
but!!! despite the inherent cheer of this great event i am in desperate need of advice!!
see ppl are supposed to do something big for their so's bday right (๑•̆૩•̆)
everyone like "oh i took them to a fancy restaurant!!" "i took mine to tokyo disneyland!" "we went to hawaii for a week!!!"
which i bet honochi would LOVE but
BUT
i have no money...... <(．＿．)>
i mean i could take her to like the 100 yen store but that's just sad, sad
onee-chan won't give me money she says i'm "irresponsible" and "shouldn't spend all my money on candy and magazines" (●o≧д≦)o
pls help what do i do???? the future depends on it

[korekara]

[ A long, long, LONG pause.

But then eventually: ]

heyyyyyyyyyy haruharu
just who was this text meant for
omg

[mopocalypse]

HONOCHI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man
i didn't mean to let you know i didn't know what to do!!!!
sound the alarm it's an emergency i have gone out to walk the earth in shame (o(;△;)o)

or i guess just walk the streets looking for change someone dropped on the ground or left in the vending machine but i still don't think that's enough to do anything really good for you orz
and if i went dumpster diving you'd get REALLY mad
i'm sorryyyyyy

[korekara]

RUMOR COME OUT... heheh
it's ok though!! rly !!
you don't have to get me anything for my bday!! it makes me super happy to know u were thinking about me though
that's good enough for me!
so don't go wandering the earth anywhere ok!!!
id miss u!!!!

[mopocalypse]

really????
i guess but i still feel bad
is there fun stuff you can do for free instead