84th ♫ | coloured vibrant enough to light up the world

[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

Comments

[zweihandler]

damn moritz ur too good to me
i WILL bring u some soda at least cos i pass by the vending machine on the way to ur place anyway
whaddya want i got like 5 bucks on me

[mementomoritz]

ooh, yes please
if they have that sour cherry flavor stuff again, that would be nice

[With the way she feels about coffee, she needs to get her caffeine from other places. Soda is a valuable part of her diet.]

[zweihandler]

bitchin i got u
what should i get if theyre out
o also u want any snacks... they repaired the other vending machine next to the elevator at last
or just straight up replaced it i guess lmf but it has all the same snacks so w/e

[mementomoritz]

anything with caffeine is fine!

[A nanosecond later:]

except the canned coffee please don't get me coffee D:

i heard someone got their arm stuck in the old vending machine and they had to cut the casing open to get them out! :O
please get me some haw flakes if they have any left

[Priorities: she has them.]

[zweihandler]

oh shit that happened to somebody else too?

[ somebody else??? TOO??? ERINA??????? ]

[mementomoritz]

oh wow, you got stuck in one??? :O :O
these machines must be more dangerous than i thought....
when did this happen anyway??

[The old vending machine got carted off yesterday, and she still hasn't caught on that they're probably talking about the same, singular incident. ...At least, hopefully Erina's the only one doing this.]

[zweihandler]

damn like 2 months ago now? i think?
i wanted some of those jerky chorizo chip things and they got fucking stuck halfway down so had to jam my hand up there and try and make it give birth
obvs it didn't work but i got my chips when they cut the machine up anyway

[mementomoritz]

they should give you free chips as hazard pay! ^-^
"your honor, i award my client five bags of chips and some of those little cheese puff things. for emotional damages."

[Mercy is clearly the best lawyer.]

[zweihandler]

honestly??? for real
i was in there for like an hour with zee lecturing me in one ear and everyone else laughin at me in the other