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oddsandends2020-10-30 06:52 pm
mytarget) wrote in oddsandends2020-10-30 06:52 pm
84th ♫ | coloured vibrant enough to light up the world
 (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!) |
1. the worst mistakes make the best memories. write that down.
2. when i woke up, there were drawings of dinosaurs all up and down my arm... p sure i did them.
3. i wish dancing around my house eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise
4. it is pretty awful out. i still haven't put on pants yet.
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
2. when i woke up, there were drawings of dinosaurs all up and down my arm... p sure i did them.
3. i wish dancing around my house eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise
4. it is pretty awful out. i still haven't put on pants yet.
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
1. sitting at a bagel shop, hungover, wearing a princess crown and a sweater that isn't mine. really not one of my best moments.
2. the more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
3. I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. GLITTER!!!!!!
4. text her!
2. the more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
3. I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. GLITTER!!!!!!
4. text her!
1. BRING ME THE BAGELS!!!!
2. no more studying. i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
3. iirc i said my fav colours were "pink" "no pants" and "fast food"
4. 10 dollar pizza. all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
5. text her!
2. no more studying. i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
3. iirc i said my fav colours were "pink" "no pants" and "fast food"
4. 10 dollar pizza. all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
5. text her!
1. With all due respect, my being sensible and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not all dead now.
2. It's 8pm, I've already showered and gotten in bed. If you wanted to make plans you should have asked 3 months in advance.
3. What happened.
4. Text her!
2. It's 8pm, I've already showered and gotten in bed. If you wanted to make plans you should have asked 3 months in advance.
3. What happened.
4. Text her!
1. of course u understand that by 'gettin ready' i mean 'puttin dry shampoo in my hair and maybe changing my pajamas to a different set of pajamas'
2. damn... i sleep ate all the chocolate puddin again
3. yEAH got a self inflicted broken nose
4. u win. i am just a lesbian who is a little bit jaded n i didn't mean to wing the knife at your head.
5. text her!
2. damn... i sleep ate all the chocolate puddin again
3. yEAH got a self inflicted broken nose
4. u win. i am just a lesbian who is a little bit jaded n i didn't mean to wing the knife at your head.
5. text her!
Accurate. ...Sorry. Still not used to it.
["It" being "valuing one's own life and not being reckless at all times."]
["It" being "valuing one's own life and not being reckless at all times."]
1) It's hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing I knew, I was on top of a mountain.
2) Found her sleeping in the closet. Woke her up and she said she was camping.
3) Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
4) I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
5) text her!
2) Found her sleeping in the closet. Woke her up and she said she was camping.
3) Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
4) I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
5) text her!
1) So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
2) My lack of Taco Bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
3) My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
4) So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory.
5) text her!
2) My lack of Taco Bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
3) My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
4) So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory.
5) text her!
1) Oh, Leta, I need an adult. Wait, shit, I am an adult.
2) I stayed at my girlfriend's last night. This is all on you.
3) THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in.
4) Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
5) text her!
2) I stayed at my girlfriend's last night. This is all on you.
3) THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in.
4) Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
5) text her!
1) Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphabetical order.
2) This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover.
3) Anoa was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money... best version of free bird ever
4) THERE IS A HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
5) text her!
2) This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover.
3) Anoa was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money... best version of free bird ever
4) THERE IS A HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
5) text her!
u think i can read labels while i'm asleep????
the real solution here would be to hide chocolate pudding somewhere Subconcious Erina can't find it
the real solution here would be to hide chocolate pudding somewhere Subconcious Erina can't find it
walk me thru how you plan to fix this step by step before i even consider agreeing
step 1 is i touch you
step 2 is i have healing powers
there is no step 3
[Not everything with her is a prelude to mad science, gosh.]
unless you WANT me to try something experimental, in which case i do have some interesting new calcium solutions i'd love to test! :D [...still most things, though.]
step 2 is i have healing powers
there is no step 3
[Not everything with her is a prelude to mad science, gosh.]
unless you WANT me to try something experimental, in which case i do have some interesting new calcium solutions i'd love to test! :D [...still most things, though.]
it maaaaaaay have taken a lot of effort
but i prevailed!!! (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧
i do feel kind of sore though i hope i don't get like. a cracked tooth???
i don't think i did though p sure i'd be able to tell
but i prevailed!!! (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧
i do feel kind of sore though i hope i don't get like. a cracked tooth???
i don't think i did though p sure i'd be able to tell
All right. Trying. Though other people still take priority.
Oh, no. I told you guys to hang your food! Not that that always stops them, though...
If anything, right now I think it might be encouraging them! They're batting at some of the meat like it's some sort of toy... I think they're having fun with it.
I tried chasing them off but one of them hissed and spat at me so I decided to keep away for now...
I tried chasing them off but one of them hissed and spat at me so I decided to keep away for now...
i appreciate it but also: absolutely not under any circumstances. i can swap u a blood sample for a free healing pop tho if you're runnin low
[ she has gotten REMARKABLY cavalier about selling her actual human blood but that's just being friends with Mercy for you. ]
[ she has gotten REMARKABLY cavalier about selling her actual human blood but that's just being friends with Mercy for you. ]
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