With any luck we'll keep you alive long enough for you to get used to it. Just promise me in future you'll at least try and keep yourself out of trouble.
are you freakin kidding me?? hell no. i've been lookin forward to this ALL WEEK. i'm goin full couch gremlin all weekend and there's nothing anybody can do to stop me.
it maaaaaaay have taken a lot of effort but i prevailed!!! (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧ i do feel kind of sore though i hope i don't get like. a cracked tooth??? i don't think i did though p sure i'd be able to tell
1) Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphabetical order.
2) This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover.
3) Anoa was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money... best version of free bird ever
4) THERE IS A HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
[[TL;DR: A flirty awkward foxgirl punchwizard. isekai'd along with half a million other players into a fantasy MMO, fighting the idiots being Shield Heroes about it, found out she was a trans girl this way.]]
1: the seedlings are back...
2: His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
3: eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
4: Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Rin Asunaro ✉ Shelter
2. when i woke up, there were drawings of dinosaurs all up and down my arm... p sure i did them.
3. i wish dancing around my house eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise
4. it is pretty awful out. i still haven't put on pants yet.
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)
Anika Quinn (Regalia Eupheme) ✉ Original
2. the more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
3. I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. GLITTER!!!!!!
4. text her!
Stella Roselaid ✉ OC
2. no more studying. i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
3. iirc i said my fav colours were "pink" "no pants" and "fast food"
4. 10 dollar pizza. all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
5. text her!
Yuuri Wakasa ✉ School-Live! (+ Otayori)
2. It's 8pm, I've already showered and gotten in bed. If you wanted to make plans you should have asked 3 months in advance.
3. What happened.
4. Text her!
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["It" being "valuing one's own life and not being reckless at all times."]
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Erina Estival ✉ OC
2. damn... i sleep ate all the chocolate puddin again
3. yEAH got a self inflicted broken nose
4. u win. i am just a lesbian who is a little bit jaded n i didn't mean to wing the knife at your head.
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i even wrote my name on it and everything!!
that does it im gonna sue!!!!
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the real solution here would be to hide chocolate pudding somewhere Subconcious Erina can't find it
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the locals would have you believe it's water magic purifying your soul and sluicing off the bad vibes or whatever but honestly it Just Works
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Rain Ainosawa | OC
2) Found her sleeping in the closet. Woke her up and she said she was camping.
3) Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
4) I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
5) text her!
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Saigusa Haruka | Little Busters!
2) My lack of Taco Bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
3) My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
4) So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory.
5) text her!
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but i prevailed!!! (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧
i do feel kind of sore though i hope i don't get like. a cracked tooth???
i don't think i did though p sure i'd be able to tell
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Marie Cooper|OC
2) I stayed at my girlfriend's last night. This is all on you.
3) THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in.
4) Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
5) text her!
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Kokoro Belmont | Otomedius
2) This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover.
3) Anoa was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money... best version of free bird ever
4) THERE IS A HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
5) text her!
Deedee Yeowoo | OC (Isekai/Online)
1: the seedlings are back...
2: His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
3: eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
4: Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
5: (or text her!)