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[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

Comments

[zweihandler]

in that case we're definitely still friends. so long as i'm dumb enough to get past the initial barrier of "this chick could slash would kill me or have me killed" then it's all smooth sailing from there

[gorira]

is it really just that you cant look out for yourself for shit
i mean not that i mind like it worked out in the end but
ugh nvm

[zweihandler]

[ okay erina might be an awful goblin woman but even she can pick up on when she may have tripped over the line into Going Too Far ]

course not you dumbass it's cos youre tough and scrappy and you don't take shit from anybody
i saw that and i was like "shit i like the cut of this girls jib"

[gorira]

[ Ah, that was a bit dumb of her, huh? It's not like she couldn't have figured that, but... ]

just that i was tough huh??
cmon dont be shy
keep laying the praise on me
i know you've got a little more in you than that

[zweihandler]

u rly want me to go the whole hog??? just go absolutely buckwild talking up gay shit???
i'll do it. and you won't have anyone but you to blame.

[gorira]

look at you trying to threaten me with a good time
besides i ever-so-generously decided to help you cram for your test right?
least you can do is call me something a little nicer than gay

[zweihandler]

ok well don't say i didn't warn you
damn girl was your brain always this big or did it just get fucking jacked on account of all the work it does being the smartest and also hottest person in the room? almost as jacked as your powerful fists which can probably smash through walls and break concrete which incidentally is very cool and sexy bc there is nothing in life hotter than a girl who can threaten your life with her bare hands
should i keep going

[gorira]

[ Fuck. She did ask for it, so why the hell is she blushing? ]

i bet you say that to all the girls estival

[ Smartest in the room? As if, she just completely played herself-- ]

for the record i can think of a few things that are hotter though
just saying
i mean shit i dont even have a sword

[zweihandler]

so what i'm hearing is:
we need to get you a sword fucking PRONTO
do you have a particular one in mind or should i go nuts

[gorira]

oh my fucking god
i mean i don't think i can get away with carrying a bigass one like you do??
like you would know better and all what i could handle but
you definitely don't have to go out of your way for me like that
i think you rock that look better than i ever could anyway

[zweihandler]

kirisaki trust me when i say there is no woman on this planet who would not look like a feral goddess carrying a big enough sword
maybe we'll kit you out with a one handed sword or a katana or something but you Are getting a sword. mark my fucking words

[gorira]

a sword is a big responsibility though!!!
you have to sharpen it and oil it and take really good care of it
i'm not sure if i'm ready for that kind of commitment

[ What is it, a puppy? ]

[zweihandler]

that's all true but consider this as well:
u would have a sword

[ literally how can you argue with that ]

[gorira]

fuck
i fold
as long as it isnt something thatll like slice through my skirt or poke my eye out

[zweihandler]

that's literally always gonna be a risk but like
just don't do anything headass with it
you'll probs be fine