89th ♫ | don't you overthink, let's just move in sync

[mytarget]

gen & spicy texting meme

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS INTO TWO DIFFIERENT POSTS AND NEITHER DO YOU!!!! Just toplevel below and indicate in your toplevel whether you're just here to goof around with gen texting or you want to do some ~~spicy~~ stuff, as well as any relevant preferences! You can also include some good ol TFLNs as prompts. GO WILD GO CRAZY.

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Sawatari Makoto | Kanon

[yes_im_kawaii]

[Age-wise, she's technically 7 because of Weird Magic Stuff, but appears around 14-16! So gen only... just because canon lewds her doesn't mean I want to.]

1) I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.

2) I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.

3) I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching

4) let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.

5) text her!

2

[indiglow]

Oh, it can't be that bad, can it, Stella? You were doing just great three hours ago!

Rain Ainosawa | OC

[indiglow]

[Rain is 19!]

1) I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it

2) Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?

3) You came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.

4) She just compared herself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.

5) text her!

gen 3

[nijistaryume]

idgi how's that not the same as just 2 channels if 9 are the same??

1

[hurt_comforting]

I am going to assume you got it slamming your face against a window to look at a tall dark and handsome senpai in a skirt until disabused of this notion

[lightnovelexperiences]

sometimes if I wiggle my ears the static channels resolve into martial arts tutorials or cooking shows

in related news I have learned to make paella

and also to throw fireballs

2

[lightnovelexperiences]

to be fair austrechs are to birds as the crabs on the Shores of Awakening are to the crabs on your dinner plate

fuck the Neverneverglades so much

Kokoro Belmont | Otomedius

[stavros]

[15-16 in canon, 17ish with Daybreak CRAU. Also gen only for this one, despite the game she's from.]

1) This is either the best idea I've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.

2) found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.

3) I no longer need a flask of holy water. I need a canteen.

4) I swear the crows are laughing at me.

5) text her!

[nijistaryume]

wait is that still a metaphor or is it literal and, like, your isekai cheat

[indiglow]

So you've been having some... monster trouble.

[lightnovelexperiences]

lil bit of both honestly

concentrating is hard + the xp and leveling system seems to have a counterpart in this world

though if it's my isekai cheat it's also half a million others and some of the locals also have access to it

[lightnovelexperiences]

i'm apparently a side character in the shittiest light novel ever, monsters come with the territory/genre

doubt it's like, your kind of monster, but who knows maybe Mundus will unpleasantly surprise me

1

[lightnovelexperiences]

experience penalties suck okay

also they're a decent way to mechanize sleep deprivation. The More You Know!



why are you texting me at this godsforsaken hour

[thiefofwisdom]

Well if I'm not worth your whole attention then CLEARLY your heart isn't into it

[theleonking]

Well, I am king. The land and its people are my first love. Concubines are a ways down the list.

But my heart is mighty and my passions are great! To be my fifth or sixth love is still to surrender oneself to a storm few will ever experience!

[thiefofwisdom]

...Are you rich?

[theleonking]

Yes?

Leonard Church | Red vs Blue

[motherfucking_ghost]

1. hate you missed the after party, i was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
2. I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
3. I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots I think this means I win life
4. like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
5. I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion
6. [OBLIGATORY WILDCARD]

((gen and spicy fine, canon robot and real boy versions available, also AL version available, go nuts tbh))

Harry Dresden | The Dresden Files

[semiautomagical]

1. No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
2. Just so you know, a 6'9" tall bi man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with.
3. Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." Very funny guys.
4. Dude. We need more in the fridge than just beer and applesauce.
5. [wildcard 2: revenge of the wildcard]

((gen and spicy fine, pretend this is an au where cell phones don't explode in the presence of wizards I guess!!))

this asshole you all have to deal with now

[schardynfreude]

1. Come now. I'm covered in blood and I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
2. Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
3. LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
4. I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
5. You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
6. [wildcard: the wildcardening]

g3

[playthedamncard]

Standing out in an overcrowded market is key.

4

[damnfourthemerald]

And you're conscious? You're somehow still alive?

Spicy 3

[theleonking]

Lions are better, though.

[lightnovelexperiences]

while sekhmet would agree I am reasonably sure we're talking past each other

myup done something similar

[theleonking]

Meaning?