oddsandends | 89th ♫ | don't you overthink, let's just move in sync

89th ♫ | don't you overthink, let's just move in sync

gen & spicy texting meme

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS INTO TWO DIFFIERENT POSTS AND NEITHER DO YOU!!!! Just toplevel below and indicate in your toplevel whether you're just here to goof around with gen texting or you want to do some ~~spicy~~ stuff, as well as any relevant preferences! You can also include some good ol TFLNs as prompts. GO WILD GO CRAZY.

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1. yEAH got a self inflicted broken nose

2 fwiw i was trying to be a good friend but i still probably shouldn'tve backhanded u

3. layin drunk on your floor and listenin to sad playlists is an ESSENTIAL part of the lesbian bonding experience

4. zuri gave me lines n it's just "I should have thought this through" typed five hundred times

5. WILDCARD BITCHES

I get it, I really do. And I'm grateful for this bonding and letting me experience all that stuff I missed out on before! I'm not objecting to any of that. I just don't get why the Power Rangers theme song made it onto your "sad" playlist.

cos it makes me feel some type of way alright!!!!
you got a fucking problem with that?

Not at all. Just, even Dolgoon doesn't cry about that...

i can't believe we've known each other this long and you're expecting me to have literally any control whatsoever over my emotions.

I'm dead certain you do have control over them. You're definitely capable of keeping it under control when it would give Zuri more problems than otherwise.

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I can't say I've ever received a "friendly" slap across the face before
The nurse said the swelling should go down within the next day or so
Though in the meantime I truly am enjoying sitting in my dorm room in the middle of winter with an ice pack on my cheek

[ With friends like these, something something. ]

ok listen
in my defense

[ A long, long, long pause as Erina transparently tries to fabricate a good sounding defense for this. ]

ok i got nothing
for what it's worth i was aiming for your drink and not ur face.
there was a gross ass bug in there. yike.

Oh Mademoiselle Estival, my hero!
Had I known you were intending to save me from a horrible insect, I would have understood completely!
Thank you for the valiant effort!

Is that what you thought I would say?

Be honest, I had you convinced for a moment, didn't I?

sorry all i heard was "hey erina, can you come around and smack me again, but harder this time? see if you can knock some teeth out of place"

My, how nasty. I quite happen to like my teeth where they are, so I'm not sure where you happened to get that idea from.
And here I was hoping to receive something along the lines of an apology, but I suppose that was expecting simply too much?

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I am going to assume you got it slamming your face against a window to look at a tall dark and handsome senpai in a skirt until disabused of this notion