89th ♫ | don't you overthink, let's just move in sync

[mytarget]

gen & spicy texting meme

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS INTO TWO DIFFIERENT POSTS AND NEITHER DO YOU!!!! Just toplevel below and indicate in your toplevel whether you're just here to goof around with gen texting or you want to do some ~~spicy~~ stuff, as well as any relevant preferences! You can also include some good ol TFLNs as prompts. GO WILD GO CRAZY.

Comments

Re: myup done something similar

[lightnovelexperiences]

the Contessa, who is 20 years older than me - requested my presence at a party


sadly she is extremely a human and not some flavor of catgirl

[theleonking]

She's a cougar because she's a contessa or because she's twenty years older than you?

[zweihandler]

that's a primal fear response, sara. completely out of my control. my self preservation instinct kicks in and my monkey brain takes the wheel.

[zweihandler]

ok listen
in my defense

[ A long, long, long pause as Erina transparently tries to fabricate a good sounding defense for this. ]

ok i got nothing
for what it's worth i was aiming for your drink and not ur face.
there was a gross ass bug in there. yike.

[zweihandler]

yk what?
this is less embarrassing than what actually happened so i'm retconning my own life in favor of ur interp
thanks for saving my pride

[impurifies]

Are you really expecting me to actually hand these out to people?

[prismatically]

sorry, but stella doesn't exist anymore. im the crayon artist formerly known as stella.

[prismatically]

cos i'm AWAKE duh!!!!!!
and everybody else is ASLEEP
and i'm BOOORRREEEDDDDDD

[playthedamncard]

I can get new ones printed, but I find most of your suggestions to be too small-scale, easily lost and overlooked. This stands out and, are you going to argue that it's false advertising?

Akane Shinjo ✉ SSSS.GRIDMAN ✉ gen & spicy

[insculpt]

GEN
1. It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you.
2. He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter.
3. I am about to get in a knife fight over a special dog.
4. You know that annoying kid in my class? Accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. Perfect end to the week!
5. WILDCARD BITCHES (text her)

SPICY (assumed cr/relationship for these! akane is also about ~17ish, but i'm happy to play her as like. early 20s/college student/whatever for meme purposes tho but big age gaps aint my bag)
1. Jeez, stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
2. May the power of thighs compel you!! 💕
3. I'm wearing a princess crown and no pants. It's that kind of evening I guess!
4. [ The obligatory Smutty Selfie Option. Akane's a lot better at it that Yuri. There's... a lot of boobage. ]
5. WILDCARD BITCHES (text her)

1

[eupheme]

I refuse to believe this. I've never rapped before in my LIFE.

4

[prismatically]

butterflies flock though right?? aren't they in big swarms??

1

[serrata]

You do realize this kind of thing is exactly why I missed the afterparty, right?

[impurifies]

That isn't really the point!

[ She really can't tell him he's wrong though, huh ]

I just think it gives people the wrong sort of impression if I start handing business cards out at all. But especially if they have something like 'tortured soul' on them. Wouldn't it just scare them off?

4

[oddberd]

Should be easy to memorize, at least.

g2

[goodgames]

maybe..... you should put your head between your knees until the feeling passes.

[bigsadwolf]

I had a friend looking out for me. He brought me inside so I would be less likely to run into people...

Not that it matters much when we're both canines.

[nijistaryume]

so no huh
idk how to help w/concentration though
or fireballs but that sounds fun!

[indiglow]

You'd only have the monsters that were already in your game, right?

[indiglow]

I'm not sure what she means either. Maybe I should look up butterfly mating patterns to understand... but I don't really think she did.

[indiglow]

Are you old enough to get that reference?

5.

[mementomoritz]

she somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today

[thiefofwisdom]

Well do you have a twin sister who you share a phone with because otherwise I've got some pretty compelling evidence shared to my voice mail

[lightnovelexperiences]

because she pounces on people younger than her, clearly

[lightnovelexperiences]

barring any unpleasant and ill-advised crossover events, yes

how are things going on your side of the screen