89th ♫ | don't you overthink, let's just move in sync

[mytarget]

gen & spicy texting meme

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS INTO TWO DIFFIERENT POSTS AND NEITHER DO YOU!!!! Just toplevel below and indicate in your toplevel whether you're just here to goof around with gen texting or you want to do some ~~spicy~~ stuff, as well as any relevant preferences! You can also include some good ol TFLNs as prompts. GO WILD GO CRAZY.

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[cutcutcut]

I can't say I've ever received a "friendly" slap across the face before
The nurse said the swelling should go down within the next day or so
Though in the meantime I truly am enjoying sitting in my dorm room in the middle of winter with an ice pack on my cheek

[ With friends like these, something something. ]

[zweihandler]

ok listen
in my defense

[ A long, long, long pause as Erina transparently tries to fabricate a good sounding defense for this. ]

ok i got nothing
for what it's worth i was aiming for your drink and not ur face.
there was a gross ass bug in there. yike.

1/2

[cutcutcut]

Oh Mademoiselle Estival, my hero!
Had I known you were intending to save me from a horrible insect, I would have understood completely!
Thank you for the valiant effort!

[cutcutcut]

Is that what you thought I would say?

Be honest, I had you convinced for a moment, didn't I?

[zweihandler]

sorry all i heard was "hey erina, can you come around and smack me again, but harder this time? see if you can knock some teeth out of place"

[cutcutcut]

My, how nasty. I quite happen to like my teeth where they are, so I'm not sure where you happened to get that idea from.
And here I was hoping to receive something along the lines of an apology, but I suppose that was expecting simply too much?

[zweihandler]

tf????
didn't i already apologize???

[ she thought about it, at least. that's basically the same thing, right? ]

[cutcutcut]

Would you like to take a look back at our conversation thus far and show me just where you said "I'm sorry"?

[zweihandler]

?

[ a pause as Erina evidently does exactly that ]

oh shit. you're right
uh
sorry

[cutcutcut]

[ Oh! That's actually a bit unexpected. She was wondering whether she'd stick to her guns on that one, but it must have been a bit of work to swallow her pride. If she were a more sympathetic person, perhaps she would let the matter slide there; after all, it was clearly an accident. ​]

[cutcutcut]

[ Aurelie Alouette is not a more sympathetic person. ]

Perhaps I would be more willing to accept your apology if you bought me a new milkshake?
After all, the one I was drinking was so very delicious, and I couldn't help but spill it all over myself after I was horribly attacked by a vicious mademoiselle...

[zweihandler]

just gonna take yourself out on a little choo choo train for a full on guilt trip, huh

[cutcutcut]

Perhaps you could join me? I'll dial Whine-One-One to call a waaahmbulance for you?

[zweihandler]

damn sis look at that you got the whole squad laughing

[ what she won't admit is that she did actually laugh. you got her there, Aurelie. ]

[cutcutcut]

As if I need the approval of your "whole squad"! Whether you laugh at my jokes or not is your prerogative!

[ ... ]

Besides, I thought it was funny, so that's what counts!

[zweihandler]

ok but if you don't need it then why are you so mad about me not laughin? checkmate.

[cutcutcut]

I'm not mad!

[ Something that someone who's mad would say. ]

I'm simply disappointed that my sense of humor is so far apart from yours, is all!