89th ♫ | don't you overthink, let's just move in sync

[mytarget]

gen & spicy texting meme

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS INTO TWO DIFFIERENT POSTS AND NEITHER DO YOU!!!! Just toplevel below and indicate in your toplevel whether you're just here to goof around with gen texting or you want to do some ~~spicy~~ stuff, as well as any relevant preferences! You can also include some good ol TFLNs as prompts. GO WILD GO CRAZY.

Comments

[oddberd]

You know those are just regular trees that humans have stunted into shape with wire and by plucking off new growth, right. They can live like that, bound and crippled, for hundreds of years.

[zweihandler]

wait. hold the fuck up.

they're not just tiny naturally????

[oddberd]

Treat them like a normal tree and they'll grow like one. They're genetically identical.

[zweihandler]

my entire worldview is in tatters. i feel like a kid who just found out santa isn't real

1/2

[oddberd]

Santa isn't real?!

2/2

[oddberd]

Just kidding. What's santa?

[zweihandler]

bait. i refuse to fall for this.

[oddberd]

All right. Probably some made-up sex thing then.