89th ♫ | don't you overthink, let's just move in sync

[mytarget]

gen & spicy texting meme

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS INTO TWO DIFFIERENT POSTS AND NEITHER DO YOU!!!! Just toplevel below and indicate in your toplevel whether you're just here to goof around with gen texting or you want to do some ~~spicy~~ stuff, as well as any relevant preferences! You can also include some good ol TFLNs as prompts. GO WILD GO CRAZY.

Comments

Jaika Suni | Star Wars OC

[faceturnrevolution]

GEN
1: i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
2: ok first of all what the fuck
3: Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.

SPICY
1: When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
2: That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
3: WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT

4: Or text him

Samata Mahto | Original | ota

[les_magique]

GEN
1: roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
2: WHERE IS MY ARM? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND?
3: Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"

SPICY
1: he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
2: Do you ever just admire your boobs?
3: You've been inside me, my friend. There's no such thing as TMI.

4: Or text her

Deedee Yeowoo | OC (Isekai/Online)

[lightnovelexperiences]

Gen
1: He was someone so memorable that I completely forgot he existed up to and during the encounter.
2: Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before Covid.
3: My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays K-pop on loop 24/7

Spicy
1: I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Seedling plushie watched.
2: If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. Guildmom just dropped off a lasagna.
3: First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it

4: (or text her!)

spicy 2

[lightnovelexperiences]

all the time.

god bless jiggle physicists.

[les_magique]

I suppose they're a bit more of a milestone for you than they are for me

Bryn Pendragon ✉ OC ✉ gen only

[draconite]

1. The worst mistakes make the best memories! It's a well-known fact!

2. You missed out on quite the adventure! The guards were summoned. We put a chicken in someone's yard!

3. I did not steal, break or stab a thing at all! Are you perhaps proud of me?

4. I was told that my presence is now described as a "fire hazard."

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

[lightnovelexperiences]

true

doesn't make yours any less admirable tho

Gideon Nav | The Locked Tomb | F/F for spicy

[griddlecakes]

GEN
1: I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
2: I don't wanna SLEEP with her, I want to start bar fights with her. There's a difference.
3: let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole

SPICY
1: She was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
2: Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
3: The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.

4: Or text her

[les_magique]

Thus, why I'm admiring them.

Yuri ✉ Doki Doki Literature Club ✉ m/f is ic pref for spicy

[impurifies]

GEN
1. You told me I was being "patronizing" because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a road.
2. I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
3. Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?!
4. They're still arguing over whether or not muffins are the same as cupcakes...
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

SPICY (assumed cr/established relationship only for these!)
1. Somebody yelled "dibs" when I walked into the party...
2. It's pretty awful out. I still haven't put any pants on today.
3. She told me to, quote, "use those titties for evil tonight".
4. [ Not a text – it's a... spirited attempt at some sort of spicy selfie, but she was so anxious about it you kind of can't see anything. Alternately, sends through a different failed attempt (nsfw image!) that shows Way Too Much. Oops! ]
5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

Stella Roselaid ✉ OC ✉ gen only

[prismatically]

1. hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?

2. no more studying. i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.

3. iirc i said my fav colours were "pink" "no pants" and "fast food"

4. 10 dollar pizza. all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

Erina Estival ✉ OC ✉ gen only

[zweihandler]

1. yEAH got a self inflicted broken nose

2 fwiw i was trying to be a good friend but i still probably shouldn'tve backhanded u

3. layin drunk on your floor and listenin to sad playlists is an ESSENTIAL part of the lesbian bonding experience

4. zuri gave me lines n it's just "I should have thought this through" typed five hundred times

5. WILDCARD BITCHES

3

[sarapphic]

I get it, I really do.
And I'm grateful for this bonding and letting me experience all that stuff I missed out on before!
I'm not objecting to any of that.
I just don't get why the Power Rangers theme song made it onto your "sad" playlist.

[zweihandler]

cos it makes me feel some type of way alright!!!!
you got a fucking problem with that?

[sarapphic]

Not at all.
Just, even Dolgoon doesn't cry about that...

[zweihandler]

i can't believe we've known each other this long and you're expecting me to have literally any control whatsoever over my emotions.

Alexandrine Arceneaux d'Athenai/Regalia Prestige | OC

[thiefofwisdom]

1: not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish.
2: Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
3: I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
4: Look frankly if you're going to take advice from me you deserve all you get.
5: [Or text her!]

[sarapphic]

I'm dead certain you do have control over them.
You're definitely capable of keeping it under control when it would give Zuri more problems than otherwise.

Legosi | Beastars

[bigsadwolf]

1) I'm sad. The beetle I was talking to crawled away.

2) I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.

3) All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.

4) I think I was too drunk to realize that being dared to take a drink every time I saw an animal was a bad idea.

5) Text him! Wildcards/Misfires welcome. More looking for gen but am down for more if desired, Legosi is 18 (and also a wolf, so ymmv)

2

[cutcutcut]

I can't say I've ever received a "friendly" slap across the face before
The nurse said the swelling should go down within the next day or so
Though in the meantime I truly am enjoying sitting in my dorm room in the middle of winter with an ice pack on my cheek

[ With friends like these, something something. ]

3

[theleonking]

Was the problem that I wasn't paying enough attention to the pizza or that I wasn't paying enough attention to seducing you?

[thiefofwisdom]

The latter. I have STANDARDS you know.

don't mind the lack of icons — spicy 1

[nightboss]

[ after briefly being kind of mortified— ]

Hello to you too, Nav.

[griddlecakes]

Just because your sex drive is locked up deeper than the locked tomb itself is no reason I can't have fun.

[theleonking]

Haha, I'm a real multitasker, though. I don't even like fighting only one person at a time.