26th ♫ | very merry

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Chrismas CMO & Mingle
(Dangan Roleplay Edition)



A Christmas themed CMO & mingle post especially for post-Dangan Roleplay interactions! Can be the annual Christmas party or just doing Christmassy stuff around December with your murderschool castmates. Murderfam from canon rounds and their associated castmates are all invited for gift swapping and eating way too much and all that good stuff 

BASICALLY IT'S A BIG OL EXCUSE FOR DRRP CHRISTMAS SHENANIGANS SO LET'S GET ON IT MY DUDES

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[callbacks]

[The cider splashes as Dave jumps.]

What? Oh, Harks. What, yeah, of course I am, why wouldn't I be.

[Just slurps spilled cider off his hand, another day in the life of Dave Coolkid Strider.]

[mopocalypse]

[Haruka giggles and reaches up to fluff his hair.]

Proooooooobably because something super-big is going on like you're trying to hide what you got Meri-Meri for Christmas. Did you get her a car? I bet you got her a car.

[callbacks]

I'm a student, Harks, I can't afford a car.

[JOKES. Time is money and Dave has all the time in the multiverse.]

Flying's usually faster, anyway, but I guess that's not as pimpable as a set of wheels. Do you think she actually wanted a car? Does Kalos make cars, maybe I should've gotten her a car.

[After a pause, Dave downs the rest of his cider as if to drown his nerves, even though it is 100% non-alcoholic and probably already his eighth mug.]

[mopocalypse]

[Haruka shrugs.] Don't you guys have public transit, anyway? A car is kind of useless, probably. Anyway, since you guys do the giving-all-your-friends-presents thing, I got you something too.

[She holds out a rolling pin?]

At least I hope this isn't terrible. Or something.

[callbacks]

[Dave takes his hand out of his pocket to accept it, looks nonplussed for all of half a second, and then notices the dinosaur pattern and lights up.]

Jesus shitting Christ.

[He holds it up to the light.]

I have no idea what you use these for but I'm going to learn yesterday. Where do you find this crap, Harks?

[mopocalypse]

I dunno, I just look for the coolest weird thing! [She shrugs and smiles.] I mean, I hope you like it. Last Christmas with you guys was the best one ever, so I want to make you all happy too, you know?

[callbacks]

Haruka, it's Christmas and we can pretend I'm drunk and seasonally sentimental, because I'm just gonna straight-up no-frills tell you that the mere fuckin' empirical fact of your existence makes a fuckton of people happy.

[mopocalypse]

[Haruka absolutely lights up at that. She gives an awkward laugh and hugs Dave.]

You really think so?

[callbacks]

[Hug secured and returned.]

'Course I think so. Drunk Dave has no inhibitions, remember? Everything he says is god's sexy, unvarnished truth, praise and amen.

[mopocalypse]

[Haruka laughs and lets go, then takes a few steps back.] Sure, sure. I'm really glad... y'know, it feels weird, but I like you guys being nice to me. Happiness isn't just for other people with nicer lives, you know?

[callbacks]

Well, hopefully we got something going to make your life one of those nicer ones, yeah? Or else I really gotta get my ass in gear.

[mopocalypse]

...ehe. Thanks. You too. We'd all better be better off than we were before.

[callbacks]

I mean, yeah, I'd've been triple dead with a side of extra crispy ghost murder on its way, so the bar's set pretty low. That bar's been flushed down a men's toilet in the Ninth Circle of Hell's subway station, essentially.

[mopocalypse]

[snrk] Sorry, every time someone mentions flushing stuff in the guys' washroom, I think of that thing the British guy flushed that I had to dig out. I mean, I should also probably not laugh at that, it was gross and also murder is terrible, but.

[callbacks]

[Snrk.]

I mean, in hindsight, it's kinda slapstick, yeah?

[At least they're both terrible gremlin non-children.]

[mopocalypse]

I wanted to put up a sign after that, NO FLUSHING EVIDENCE, but I'm pretty sure everyone would go do that just because of the sign. I mean, I'd do stuff just because there was a sign saying not to.

[callbacks]

I'd take it as a personal challenge, but also, why did people even use that bathroom, we had our own bathrooms, I never got that.

[Why would you use a public bathroom, ever?]

[mopocalypse]

Maybe if you really had to go and didn't want to stink up your hotel room.

[callbacks]

Okay, but if you were getting rid of evidence, wouldn't it be safer to use your own crapper?

[mopocalypse]

People'd get suspicious that you were always using the public ones because you plugged your own.

[callbacks]

Well you'd only have to use them as long as the investigation would take. Just go beforehand? Forward planning, some people just don't get it.

[mopocalypse]

I dunno. I don't think anything through at all, probably!

[If Haruka had been a culprit, the case would have been over in five minutes. Protag Duster Timeline had it easy.]

[callbacks]

I'd think it's common sense to take a dump before sidling off to the manslaughter hoedown, that's all I'm saying.

[mopocalypse]

Guess so. It's not like they let you leave in the middle of the trial to go.

[callbacks]

Exactly! Why wasn't that a thing? Some of those went on for, like, sixteen hours, I swear to god.