76th ♫ | magical fizzy drink

[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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[secondblackmoon]

I could just knock em out for you

[summerbloom]

No!! Don't knock anybody out!! I'm sure they'll calm down once we hit the one hour mark... maybe that's what they're waiting for?

[secondblackmoon]

if they're still singing at this point then they're only gonna stop when they pass out
I'm just saying
I can speed that process up

[summerbloom]

They don't deserve to get beaten up just because their singing is bad!!!

[ so she admits the singing is bad, huh ]

you don't have to worry!! i have an emergency plan for situations like this.

[secondblackmoon]

now you got me curious
what's the plan

[summerbloom]

It's simple, really!
I have a batch of valerian tea brewed up for whenever Mister Aran's having a hard time sleeping.
If they're still singing by the time an hour's passed, I'll just drink a whole bottle of it myself!

[ if you can't make your own melatonin, store-bought is fine ]

[secondblackmoon]

lame
at least put some liquor in it or something

[summerbloom]

No way, I couldn't! Liquor would totally throw off the chemical balance!!

[ sleep aids are serious damn business, apparently ]

But maybe I could get the same sort of effect by drinking some liquor just after, and before I fall asleep?

[secondblackmoon]

damn I just realized I've never seen you drunk
what's drunk Sophie like

[summerbloom]

[ A slight pause between responses, which is unusual, because Sophie usually texts like her phone is on fire. ]

You know
I'm not quite sure?
It's not like I've never gotten drunk before but I don't remember very much from when I am. And I think I usually fall asleep very quickly?
But now you've got me thinking about it, I want to know too...

[secondblackmoon]

I just had a better idea for how to deal with your singing problem
let's go get drunk

[summerbloom]

Really?
Right now?
Where would we go?

[ In this text: the words of a girl who has never once in her life been bar-hopping before. ]

[secondblackmoon]

literally anywhere it ain't even midnight

[summerbloom]

Then I'll trust your judgment and let you pick our drinking spot of choice!

[ Both of these ideas are a mistake, Sophie. ]

Where should we meet?