76th ♫ | magical fizzy drink

[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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Sophie Summerhelm ✉ OC

[summerbloom]

1. They've been singing acapella for the past forty minutes, with no breaks, and no signs of stopping!

2. This is the third tavern we've been banned from this week...

3. Don't be sad! I'd wear matching sweaters with you!

4. You kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!". Then you tripped and passed out.

5. (WILDCARD BITCHES)

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[liveofftheland]

This is what happens when I leave the table for five minutes. I think Aran passed out from stress.

[summerbloom]

For what it's worth, it actually took fifteen minutes this time... i kept an eye on the clock...

[liveofftheland]

Don't tell me someone got into the kitchen and tried to make their own food again. Or was it more like the time with the live chicken?

[summerbloom]

Somehow, it was both worse and yet, not as bad as either of those.

[liveofftheland]

Guess it's part my fault too, but I tend to figure it's no harm letting the weird stuff happen until it actually causes trouble.

[summerbloom]

If it's any consolation, no one was injured too badly!! It was just a bit of a commotion is all!

[liveofftheland]

Good, so that hole in the window was just from the chair. As long as none of you got hurt.

[summerbloom]

... Well, about that...

[liveofftheland]

Sophie, I am asking you out of great concern, please don't tell me one of you was in the chair at the time.

[summerbloom]

Since you said please, I won't tell you one of us was in the chair at the time.

[ SOPHIE... ]

[liveofftheland]

You're gonna give Alice a heart attack when she sees you.

[summerbloom]

I wasn't the one who went out the window, though!!

[ but you admit someone went out the window, huh ]

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[secondblackmoon]

I could just knock em out for you

[summerbloom]

No!! Don't knock anybody out!! I'm sure they'll calm down once we hit the one hour mark... maybe that's what they're waiting for?

[secondblackmoon]

if they're still singing at this point then they're only gonna stop when they pass out
I'm just saying
I can speed that process up

[summerbloom]

They don't deserve to get beaten up just because their singing is bad!!!

[ so she admits the singing is bad, huh ]

you don't have to worry!! i have an emergency plan for situations like this.

[secondblackmoon]

now you got me curious
what's the plan

[summerbloom]

It's simple, really!
I have a batch of valerian tea brewed up for whenever Mister Aran's having a hard time sleeping.
If they're still singing by the time an hour's passed, I'll just drink a whole bottle of it myself!

[ if you can't make your own melatonin, store-bought is fine ]

[secondblackmoon]

lame
at least put some liquor in it or something

[summerbloom]

No way, I couldn't! Liquor would totally throw off the chemical balance!!

[ sleep aids are serious damn business, apparently ]

But maybe I could get the same sort of effect by drinking some liquor just after, and before I fall asleep?

[secondblackmoon]

damn I just realized I've never seen you drunk
what's drunk Sophie like

[summerbloom]

[ A slight pause between responses, which is unusual, because Sophie usually texts like her phone is on fire. ]

You know
I'm not quite sure?
It's not like I've never gotten drunk before but I don't remember very much from when I am. And I think I usually fall asleep very quickly?
But now you've got me thinking about it, I want to know too...

[secondblackmoon]

I just had a better idea for how to deal with your singing problem
let's go get drunk

[summerbloom]

Really?
Right now?
Where would we go?

[ In this text: the words of a girl who has never once in her life been bar-hopping before. ]