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[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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Erina Estival ✉ OC

[zweihandler]

1. of course u understand that by 'gettin ready' i mean 'puttin dry shampoo in my hair and maybe changing my pajamas to a different set of pajamas'

2. damn... i sleep ate all the chocolate puddin again

3. yEAH got a self inflicted broken nose

4. u win. i am just a lesbian who is a little bit jaded n i didn't mean to wing the knife at your head.

5. text her!

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[gorira]

OMFG YOU LITTLE SHIT SO THATS WHERE IT WENT
i even wrote my name on it and everything!!
that does it im gonna sue!!!!

[zweihandler]

u think i can read labels while i'm asleep????
the real solution here would be to hide chocolate pudding somewhere Subconcious Erina can't find it

[gorira]

if you can walk all the way to the kitchen and raid the fridge with a spoon (hopefully??? did you grab it by the handful you freak????)
i dunno maybe you could register that i wrote my name with a bigass marker
its kinda distinct
unless theres some other chitoge you know that i dont know about

anyway i cant really put it anywhere other than the fridge itll get all gross duh

[zweihandler]

i also have a bruised face from bouncing off a doorframe (i assume????) so maybe don't have that much faith in Sleepwalking Erina

maybe we need to invest in........ minifridges

[gorira]

[ How can one girl be so chaotic? ]

ill only allow it if we deck them out with snacks like a fancy hotel but
now im more worried about you falling down the stairs tbh
did you always sleepwalk?? is this a new thing???

[zweihandler]

not like ALWAYS but if i have a big stress thing coming up then it sometimes happens. hasn't for like a good couple years though so tbh i thought my brain had grown out of it.
just be grateful i didn't walk out the goddamn door and get myself lost. THAT'S happened before.

[gorira]

there are days where i somehow forget about how much of a danger you are to yourself
you really know how to keep a girl on her toes estival

[ After letting that hang for a second-- ]

if you were that stressed and wanted my pudding you coulda just asked

[zweihandler]

dude i know this sounds like bullshit now in the aftermath of chocolate pudding carnage but i would not consciously steal ur food. trust me on that.

[ which is weirdly sincere coming from Erina?? ]

i just gotta calm my baby ass down and quit stressin about school

[gorira]

no i believe you

[ That isn't exactly saying much, considering how gullible Chitoge can be around her to begin with. But this is definitely different. ]

do you wanna vent about it??
i know your schools pretty damn tough
probably not you being a baby ftr

[zweihandler]

u sure? it's mostly gonna be me just sayin FUCK a whole lot

[ and that differs from erina's usual output how, exactly?? ]

[gorira]

youve put up with worse from me
im a big girl i can handle curse words

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[mementomoritz]

oh, i can fix that right up if you want

[zweihandler]

walk me thru how you plan to fix this step by step before i even consider agreeing

[mementomoritz]

step 1 is i touch you
step 2 is i have healing powers
there is no step 3

[Not everything with her is a prelude to mad science, gosh.]

unless you WANT me to try something experimental, in which case i do have some interesting new calcium solutions i'd love to test! :D [...still most things, though.]

[zweihandler]

i appreciate it but also: absolutely not under any circumstances. i can swap u a blood sample for a free healing pop tho if you're runnin low

[ she has gotten REMARKABLY cavalier about selling her actual human blood but that's just being friends with Mercy for you. ]

[mementomoritz]

i'm pretty well-stocked on blood right now, it's ok
i found some college students who wanted beer money last night and now i have SO MUCH fresh O- :D :D
this one's on the house ^-^

[Is this better or worse than those creepy "sell your plasma for sweet cash" flyers you see around college campuses? ...actually, how many of those are just Mercy? The world may never know.]

[zweihandler]

damn moritz ur too good to me
i WILL bring u some soda at least cos i pass by the vending machine on the way to ur place anyway
whaddya want i got like 5 bucks on me

[mementomoritz]

ooh, yes please
if they have that sour cherry flavor stuff again, that would be nice

[With the way she feels about coffee, she needs to get her caffeine from other places. Soda is a valuable part of her diet.]

[zweihandler]

bitchin i got u
what should i get if theyre out
o also u want any snacks... they repaired the other vending machine next to the elevator at last
or just straight up replaced it i guess lmf but it has all the same snacks so w/e

[mementomoritz]

anything with caffeine is fine!

[A nanosecond later:]

except the canned coffee please don't get me coffee D:

i heard someone got their arm stuck in the old vending machine and they had to cut the casing open to get them out! :O
please get me some haw flakes if they have any left

[Priorities: she has them.]

[zweihandler]

oh shit that happened to somebody else too?

[ somebody else??? TOO??? ERINA??????? ]

[mementomoritz]

oh wow, you got stuck in one??? :O :O
these machines must be more dangerous than i thought....
when did this happen anyway??

[The old vending machine got carted off yesterday, and she still hasn't caught on that they're probably talking about the same, singular incident. ...At least, hopefully Erina's the only one doing this.]

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[lightnovelexperiences]

i've had days like that but unfortunately the only way out of that mood involves showering

the locals would have you believe it's water magic purifying your soul and sluicing off the bad vibes or whatever but honestly it Just Works

[zweihandler]

are you freakin kidding me?? hell no. i've been lookin forward to this ALL WEEK. i'm goin full couch gremlin all weekend and there's nothing anybody can do to stop me.