84th ♫ | coloured vibrant enough to light up the world

[mytarget]

texting meme y'all know what to do (or not!! this can just be a gen texting meme too!!!)

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[zweihandler]

yeah it's like
ok so the main problem is i am no fucking good at motivating myself like even if you gave me a button and said "the world will end if you don't press this button" i'd be like hahaha right on dude and i would forget to press the button
and i'm sure if i said to the gang "hey my brain doesn't fucking work let's study" they'd be on it but the problem is like
we're a bunch of rowdy assholes
and it's not even anyone's FAULT we just get distracted as fuck when we're all together on account of the critical mass of chaotic energy. u understand

ANYWAY i guess what i'm saying is: hell yes, flashcard me up. i feel like you're about the only person who could keep me on task w the thread of your powerful fists

[gorira]

one minute youre trying to do practice questions and the next the room is on fire
birds of a feather and all that shit i guess

[ It's not like she can't relate, though. It's tough to get yourself to buckle down to do something you really don't enjoy, even if you know you should. ]

im not sure whether to be flattered by that but ill take it as a compliment so
just leave it to me. 👍 i may not be studying whatever the fuck synchro mumbo jumbo you are but i know how to take an exam pretty well even if you wouldnt know it
and like ive said youre smart in your own way
whens the test? how many days we got??

[zweihandler]

ok so we have about a month give or take a few days and here's how it breaks down
the practical is in about two weeks so i'm gonna be doing a lot of like, physical training for that bc i won't know in advance who i'm up against. so i've gotta cover all my bases.
on top of class that means i'm gonna be occupied for 7 hours a day (8 if you incl. eating and just general around) from about 9-5, so i'll have to take an hour on top of that to shower and eat again and then we can cram probably about 3/4 hours of studying in after that

once the practical is done tho we get a study break from class so we basically get a pass on playing hooky for like 2 weeks and i will be free as a bird then

[ she might not be good at studying for tests, but you know what she IS good at? working out how long she can put off studying for tests. ]

[gorira]

[ Oh, that's an even bigger relief. She was half-expecting that Erina was going to drop the bomb on her that the test was tomorrow morning. She can absolutely work with a month. ]

plenty of time ♡ that works for me too after school
lets use the days before the practical to just flip through the books and write all the important shit
the stuff theyre most likely to throw at you
all you gotta do is study a few of em a day until your fight so you get kinda familiar
but focus on your body for now
rest up for a bit after you kick the shit out of some poor sap
then we go hard until the test every day when i get out from my classes (with breaks every now and again ofc)
sound like a date??

1/2

[zweihandler]

oh wow. man, chitoge, idk what to say. that's really

[zweihandler]

gay lol

[ REGRETTING THIS YET?? DON'T WORRY, SHE WILL BE ]

[gorira]

YOURE gay!!!!!
i take back what i said about my pudding fuck you!!!!!

[zweihandler]

LMFAOOOOOOOO sorry that was shitty when you're being so nice i just could not fucking resist
i'm so used to the kayfabe. im allergic to being nice.
but for real thanks for saving my ass, if anyone can get this info into my fucking brain it's you

[gorira]

its not like ive got anything better to do w my time
and i wouldnt bother if i thought you were a lost cause
to be honest im doing myself a favor here
if you were stuck sitting on the sidelines while everyone else got to fight and do cool shit bc they all did well on a stupid test
i would NEVER hear the end of it

[ And it'd be awful to see her so down about it. ]

besides if youre dead tired from studying and training you wont have the energy to sleepwalk

[zweihandler]

i want to be furious at having my personality assessed so accurately but u right. if i missed out on fisticuffs because of a shitty test i would literally never ever stop complaining about it.
you're doing the entire world a favor here tbh

[ This is almost definitely not an exaggeration. ]

how many choc puddings do i owe you after my rampage anyway

[gorira]

im pretty sure it was like a six-pack and i already ate one but thats like what
3 whole dollars??
i was just ribbing you bc of the principle if that helps you sleep at night
(lol)

also is it really fisticuffs if youre using a sword?? unless youre leaving poor zwei behind

[zweihandler]

hahahahahahahaha im in stitches

anyway
i guess it depends on if you get disarmed or not? cos you fuckin bet i'll be throwing punches then
but it genuinely just comes down to fisticuffs havin a real good ring to it

[gorira]

alright i know it was a bad joke but did you really have to come for my life like that

im not a fan btw
of the way fisticuffs sounds i mean
its not scrappy enough

[zweihandler]

you serious???
when it comes to scrappitude i would say fisticuffs is PRETTY high up there

[gorira]

no way it sounds too sportsmanlike
"good sir if you dont cease your slanderous activities posthaste i shall be forced to engage you in a bout of fisticuffs on the morrow"
its prissy
real lame

now RUMBLE
thats a word

[zweihandler]

rumble is PRETTY good but i feel like it has a different energy
fisticuffs is like. you just wanna ruffle some feathers. maybe get a split lip, nothin too bad.
rumble is when you wanna go fucking hog WILD and beat some clown's ass with his own shoes

[gorira]

but isnt there something so intense about that!!!
if i sent you a text at 2 in the morning like "estival wake up theres a rumble going on in front of the 7-11 on 32nd st, its gonna get ugly"

i mean youre in right?
youre hooked
theres no saying no to that

[zweihandler]

extremely bold of you to assume i am not the inciting incident of the 2am 7-11 rumble

[gorira]

the punchline was going to be that i was the cause actually but its nice to know we're on the same page

[zweihandler]

ok but CLEARLY this means the rumble outside 7-11 was so fucking big we didnt spot each other and both figured we started it ourselves. which is honestly possible for either of us cos we're like that

[gorira]

i hate that youre right about that
between the yakuza up my ass and you naturally being the biggest shit stirrer this side of the pacific
its a shock that we dont get into mass fisticuffs every time we go out for late night slurpees

[zweihandler]

you think the sword is puttin them off?

[gorira]

i mean if i didn't know you better i wouldnt wanna mess with you if i could help it
but since i do its a different story

[zweihandler]

oh yeah for sure to anyone else it's like "damn watch out for that crazy bitch with a sword" but you already know my true form as a dipshit jock. takes all the mystique away.

[gorira]

is mystique what we're calling it now
not that i dont get it too
"better not fuck with the mafia girl youll wake up at the bottom of the lake with cinderblocks tied to your feet if you look at her funny"

as though we actually do that in this day and age