oddsandends | 84th ♫ | coloured vibrant enough to light up the world

[ How can one girl be so chaotic? ]

ill only allow it if we deck them out with snacks like a fancy hotel but
now im more worried about you falling down the stairs tbh
did you always sleepwalk?? is this a new thing???

not like ALWAYS but if i have a big stress thing coming up then it sometimes happens. hasn't for like a good couple years though so tbh i thought my brain had grown out of it.
just be grateful i didn't walk out the goddamn door and get myself lost. THAT'S happened before.

there are days where i somehow forget about how much of a danger you are to yourself
you really know how to keep a girl on her toes estival

[ After letting that hang for a second-- ]

if you were that stressed and wanted my pudding you coulda just asked

dude i know this sounds like bullshit now in the aftermath of chocolate pudding carnage but i would not consciously steal ur food. trust me on that.

[ which is weirdly sincere coming from Erina?? ]

i just gotta calm my baby ass down and quit stressin about school

no i believe you

[ That isn't exactly saying much, considering how gullible Chitoge can be around her to begin with. But this is definitely different. ]

do you wanna vent about it??
i know your schools pretty damn tough
probably not you being a baby ftr

u sure? it's mostly gonna be me just sayin FUCK a whole lot

[ and that differs from erina's usual output how, exactly?? ]

youve put up with worse from me
im a big girl i can handle curse words

alright..... SO

we have midyear finals coming up soon right? and its not like The End Of The World if i don't do great on them bc im pretty confident i'll be able to pass w/e B U T

there's an exhibition tournament for some really cool shit later in the year and they're limiting applicants to ppl who score above a certain percent on the practical AND the theoretical. i'm like 100% sure i have the practical down but the theoretical??? studying??? me, in this economy???? and obviously the more i try and make my ass study for it the more the info leaks out of my brain and makes me want to do fucking crimes

ya hate to see it!!!

oh it's just a written exam thing?
thats actually kinda a relief to hear
i mean like not that it isnt a total pain to get your shit in gear and study but
i was worried it was something way worse

[ Somehow the idea of drama breaking out in a school where everyone is extremely talented and pretty strong is a bit more intimidating than the coursework. But, then again, Chitoge's always been a pretty decent test-taker... ]

id say get together with your friends and it'll be less boring but
i figure you're probably not the kind of girl who would do well in a study group
might be kind of distracting considering
yknow

[ Erina's crowd is a rowdy bunch, to put it nicely. ]

do you want me to help you make like flashcards or something??
might make it easier to keep it all memorized

yeah it's like
ok so the main problem is i am no fucking good at motivating myself like even if you gave me a button and said "the world will end if you don't press this button" i'd be like hahaha right on dude and i would forget to press the button
and i'm sure if i said to the gang "hey my brain doesn't fucking work let's study" they'd be on it but the problem is like
we're a bunch of rowdy assholes
and it's not even anyone's FAULT we just get distracted as fuck when we're all together on account of the critical mass of chaotic energy. u understand

ANYWAY i guess what i'm saying is: hell yes, flashcard me up. i feel like you're about the only person who could keep me on task w the thread of your powerful fists

one minute youre trying to do practice questions and the next the room is on fire
birds of a feather and all that shit i guess

[ It's not like she can't relate, though. It's tough to get yourself to buckle down to do something you really don't enjoy, even if you know you should. ]

im not sure whether to be flattered by that but ill take it as a compliment so
just leave it to me. 👍 i may not be studying whatever the fuck synchro mumbo jumbo you are but i know how to take an exam pretty well even if you wouldnt know it
and like ive said youre smart in your own way
whens the test? how many days we got??

ok so we have about a month give or take a few days and here's how it breaks down
the practical is in about two weeks so i'm gonna be doing a lot of like, physical training for that bc i won't know in advance who i'm up against. so i've gotta cover all my bases.
on top of class that means i'm gonna be occupied for 7 hours a day (8 if you incl. eating and just general around) from about 9-5, so i'll have to take an hour on top of that to shower and eat again and then we can cram probably about 3/4 hours of studying in after that

once the practical is done tho we get a study break from class so we basically get a pass on playing hooky for like 2 weeks and i will be free as a bird then

[ she might not be good at studying for tests, but you know what she IS good at? working out how long she can put off studying for tests. ]

[ Oh, that's an even bigger relief. She was half-expecting that Erina was going to drop the bomb on her that the test was tomorrow morning. She can absolutely work with a month. ]

plenty of time ♡ that works for me too after school
lets use the days before the practical to just flip through the books and write all the important shit
the stuff theyre most likely to throw at you
all you gotta do is study a few of em a day until your fight so you get kinda familiar
but focus on your body for now
rest up for a bit after you kick the shit out of some poor sap
then we go hard until the test every day when i get out from my classes (with breaks every now and again ofc)
sound like a date??

oh wow. man, chitoge, idk what to say. that's really

gay lol

[ REGRETTING THIS YET?? DON'T WORRY, SHE WILL BE ]

YOURE gay!!!!!
i take back what i said about my pudding fuck you!!!!!

LMFAOOOOOOOO sorry that was shitty when you're being so nice i just could not fucking resist
i'm so used to the kayfabe. im allergic to being nice.
but for real thanks for saving my ass, if anyone can get this info into my fucking brain it's you

its not like ive got anything better to do w my time
and i wouldnt bother if i thought you were a lost cause
to be honest im doing myself a favor here
if you were stuck sitting on the sidelines while everyone else got to fight and do cool shit bc they all did well on a stupid test
i would NEVER hear the end of it

[ And it'd be awful to see her so down about it. ]

besides if youre dead tired from studying and training you wont have the energy to sleepwalk

i want to be furious at having my personality assessed so accurately but u right. if i missed out on fisticuffs because of a shitty test i would literally never ever stop complaining about it.
you're doing the entire world a favor here tbh

[ This is almost definitely not an exaggeration. ]

how many choc puddings do i owe you after my rampage anyway

im pretty sure it was like a six-pack and i already ate one but thats like what
3 whole dollars??
i was just ribbing you bc of the principle if that helps you sleep at night
(lol)

also is it really fisticuffs if youre using a sword?? unless youre leaving poor zwei behind

Edited 2020-11-07 15:13 (UTC)

hahahahahahahaha im in stitches

anyway
i guess it depends on if you get disarmed or not? cos you fuckin bet i'll be throwing punches then
but it genuinely just comes down to fisticuffs havin a real good ring to it

alright i know it was a bad joke but did you really have to come for my life like that

im not a fan btw
of the way fisticuffs sounds i mean
its not scrappy enough

you serious???
when it comes to scrappitude i would say fisticuffs is PRETTY high up there

no way it sounds too sportsmanlike
"good sir if you dont cease your slanderous activities posthaste i shall be forced to engage you in a bout of fisticuffs on the morrow"
its prissy
real lame

now RUMBLE
thats a word

rumble is PRETTY good but i feel like it has a different energy
fisticuffs is like. you just wanna ruffle some feathers. maybe get a split lip, nothin too bad.
rumble is when you wanna go fucking hog WILD and beat some clown's ass with his own shoes

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